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6:17 pm
xgabix : HES ON HIS WAY
finally : dani.k
I thought that son of a bitch would never come : dani.k
xgabix : DO I LOOK OKAY
Okay? : jess.ie
Nah bitch you look ugly : dani.k
What? Do you think I wasted four hours of my time just to make you look okay???? : dani.k
agreed ^ : jess.ie
xgabix : oh god what perfume should I put?
All natural : dani.k
Guys love the smell of semi sweaty odour : dani.k
Uhh that new one that you got from Chanel : jess.ie
xgabix : should I put earrings on??
Idk man : dani.k
no. They might get tangled in your hair : jess.ie
xgabix : is there anything else I should worry about?
Yes : dani.k
Make sure you're not gonna be a virgin by the end of the night : dani.k
I think that's it : jess.ie
xgabix : okay. Thanks jess
Ahem : dani.k
Excuse me ? : dani.k
Bitch I was basically your therapist you should worship me : dani.k
Better yet give me some money : dani.k
Hello?? : dani.k
xgabix : HES HERE
good luck ! : jess.ie
I hope you trip : dani.k
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