13 years later...
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zayn
11:46 a.mhey baby : zayn
xgabix : omg zayn what r u doing
Hahah it's been a while hasn't it : zayn
xgabix : hmmm it has...
xgabix : I thought I deleted this app from my phoneSame. I was going through my phone and Instagram popped up. I signed it for a laugh and was flooded with memories that I almost forgot about : zayn
I still had all my posts from when I was a sexy pop star. I still got it, don't I sweetie? : zaynxgabix : sure you do baby
I'm gonna pretend that didn't sound sarcastic : zayn
I mean I'm in my mid thirties and still rockin the bod : zaynxgabix : yeah the dad bod
Hey. It's in style right now! Girls are loving it these days : zayn
xgabix : and by girls you mean....?
That hot cashier at Starbucks that won't stop eyeing me : zayn
I'm kidding : zayn
Of course it's you and only you baby : zaynxgabix : hmmm sureeeee
xgabix : I still can't believe we met here
xgabix : our of all thingswhat's wrong with instagram : zayn
xgabix : nothing sweetie
xgabix : I'm just glad it wasn't tinder
xgabix : or Craigslistdon't make this weird : zayn
xgabix : aren't you at work right now?
sound check : zayn
xgabix : ohhh
xgabix : how's the new girl doing?she's a little rough round the edges but I have a feeling she's going to be the next big pop singer : zayn
I mean she's got me as her song writer and producer so things will go as plan : zaynxgabix : still as cocky as ever
only for you my love : zayn
how's Zach doing? I heard Rose was giving him a hard time with the dress up and all: zayn
That little monkey : zayn
She's always getting everyone else in trouble : zaynxgabix : he's doing alright. It should be Jayden you should be worried about. Gosh he's only just turned 13 and I feel like I'm about to die with all of his mood swings.
xgabix : the other day he said that Jimmy's dad cooks better than I do.Okay but what if his dad was a pro chef. We'll never know : zayn
xgabix : jimmy was adopted by a single mother at the age of 4. He never met his father.
oh : zayn
I don't know whether to laugh or cry : zaynxgabix : I don't think either would be appropriate.
xgabix : he just complains more than a pregnant woman with seven screaming children without a spouse.Speaking of pregnant women : zayn
xgabix : how is that even a proper segway
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