Convo 1:
Friend: So in class Mr.Cantu was getting mad at Christian because he was daydreaming and Mr. Cantu shouted, " STOP GOING OFF TO CHRISTIAN LAND!!" and I thought 'Christian Land' was a Christian server.
Me:.......yo
Convo 2:
Friend: *points at my boots* yo those boots are cool. Like, they're actually hot.
Me: no homo
Friend: CeLeSt WhY?!
Convo 3:
Friend: you better fuckin' come to my burr-thday party or.........I'm not going to your fuckin' baby shower.
Me: oh shit
Convo 4:
Friend: *walks up to me* what am I now?
Me: uh, gay?
Friend: no, I'm EJ
Both of us: WhAt'S tHe DiFfErEnCe?!
Convo 5:
Friend: somebody toucha my fagget.
Me: it's spagget-
Friend: did I fucking stutter?
Convo 6:
Friend: me and my brother were reenacting vines and we started fighting about who should do "don't fuck with me. I have the power of god and anime on my side. Ahhhh!"
Me: fuckin' weeaboos takin' over
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