Left Brain, Right Brain by Bo Burnham
*I'm about to make Ramen*
Me: *puts 2 cups of water into pan*
Right: That...doesn't look like enough..
Me: ok, I'll add a 1/2 cup
Me:*fills it up and realizes it's nothing*
Right: BITCH THE FUCK THAT'S NOTHING ADD 5 MOAR CUPS SPONGEBOB
Left: Add 1 more cup. I mean, you do need to lose weight.
Me: fuck, ur right
Right: NAW NAW YOU'RE A THICC BITCH LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAE
Me:*adds 1 more cup and waits for it to boil*
Left: ....So about your homework-
Right: It's spring break! Homework is the least of our worries!
Me:*gets on Wattpad for a few mins*
Left: you hear that?
Right: *heere
Me:*sees the stove and realizes it's already boiling* cool
Me:*walks over, opens the packet and throws it away*
Left: that had the instructions
Right:.....shiiiiiii-
Me:*rushes to the trashcan and grabs it* thanks
*the ramen is done cooking*
Ok ok ok, this was a shitpost yes, but I loved it so yeah
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