Christine the Queen Sydelko is the owner of this vine.
It was August, Christine had just enrolled at DePaul University. She was bright eyed and had bought a new headband just for the occasion. She walked into college brimming full of opportunity.
Christine entered her dorm hall and met her new roommate named Judy Thyssenkrupp. Judy was a claymation artist who was also attending the college pursuing a degree in Digital Media.
Both of them went into school knowing no one, so they became immediate friends. Christine wanted to go to a party with Judy, but Judy was a strict Christian and would only attend parties where alcohol will for sure not be served and Christian morals would be followed.
Judy Thyssenkrupp leads a "family friendly life"... one that would be monetized by Youtube standards.
Christine scoured the school message boards to find some party... any party that she could attend. She needed more friends.
Finally she saw a listing for a party in a new Fraternity entitled Bible Study.
This was her solution. Bible Study would be a great place to find new friends who would be accepting of her and Judy.
Judy put on her best party dress, while Christine put on a basic black t-shirt.
They went to the address of the party and were a bit surprised at the amount of people in attendance. Cars were parked up and down the street and loud music was playing out of the frat house. Judy and Christine were still not deterred. They walked into the house. Immediately they looked around and saw tables set up with games and people dancing all around. Judy was confused.
"Where are all the bibles" she asked. Judy was not in her element she was lost and her stutter began to really show. Judy couldn't handle it anymore. She ran out of the frat house, and ran for another 3 miles to Boston Market ... her happy place.
Christine however decided to stay at the party. She did a couple laps around the party but decided to hide in the corner by the pong tables to hide her eyes from the hundreds of couples intertwined around the house.
She was thirsty, and stressed, and just about ready to have a panic attack from all the craziness of the party, that the grabbed a random drink of the table drinking it hoping it would distract her from her own living hell. From doing her laps around the house she figured out that Bible Study was codename for this frat's initiation parties, the rager of the year. After a couple minutes she began to feel the effects of the contents of the drink. She looked to her right and saw people doing drugs and she just laughed at the entire situation that at an event named Bible Study this kind of thing would happen. She wondered what would Jesus do, and she knew He would want her to document this ironic event.
She took out her phone and filmed the iconic vine.
She thought nothing of it. During this time someone had spilled a mysterious liquid on her black shirt. She went to the bathroom to clean it up when she got there she saw a shirt hanging on the towel rack, it was her size and said,
"Don't mess with Texas"
She put it on, it was fate.
On her way out she grabbed a random windbreaker off the coat rack.
This was the new Christine the Queen. She left the party with a new sense of confidence within herself. She could now find the humor in almost any situation. She debated on whether or not she should post the vine, but she knew she had to... it was comedy gold.
The new Christine Sydelko was ready for anything anyone had to throw at her.
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Christine is my favorite person in the entire world, so I wanted to do her OG vine. idk tell me which chapter you like better so far.
-Angela
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