Hetalia Drabbles

Fighting never solves anything (UsUk)

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"Okay... Arthur, I dare you to kiss Alfred!"

Arthur's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as he phsically recoiled. "What?!" he cried, scooting away from Alfred in the little circle. "No! Gross!"

"What do you mean gross?!" Alfred pouted. "You're gay, dude, why would kissing me be gross?!"

Arthur scoffed. "Just because I enjoy kissing men in general, does not mean that I would enjoy kissing you," he spat out as an explanation, but Alfred was having none of it.

"What's wrong with me?!"

"Oh, do you want me to put together a list? Fine then!" Sticking his nose into the air, Arthur began counting out on his fingers. "You're lazy, loud, arrogant, egotistical, you eat far more fast food than could ever be healthy, you snore-"

"Only when I'm really tired!"

"You watch Spongebob Squaretrousers for heaven's sake!"

"Okay," Alfred held up his own hand. "For one thing, it's SquarePANTS, you crazy English basatrd, and two, it's a good show, if you ever cared to watch it!"

"You are twenty-four years old, Alfred!"

Francis, Matthew, and Kiku continued to watch the argument as one would watch a match in tennis, letting their eyes swing from one to the other rhythmically as insults were thrown back and forth.

After a few minutes, Kiku turned to Francis and sighed tiredly. "Was that dare really necessary, Francis?" he asked.

"Ah, probably not, but I could not resist," he chuckled with a shrug.

Matthew groaned, falling back and covering his head with his arms. "Wake me up when they're done."

Alfred and Arthur were standing now, their argument apparently getting too intense to remain sitting. "And what the hell is wrong with cheesecake?!" Alfred exclaimed.

"Nothing, when you eat it in moderation. It's when you eat an entire cheesecake in one sitting that there is a problem!" Arthur cried back.

"Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!"

"It was disgusting!" Arthur crossed his arms across his chest. "And you wonder why I wont kiss you? Honestly!"

Alfred fumed. "Oh yeah?! I'll show you!" and he grabbed Arthur and kissed him, square on the mouth.

Francis and Kiku stared in shock, and Matthew popped up to join them.

Arthur appeared a mixture of shocked, terrified, and violent for a few brief seconds, before physically relaxing, throwing his arms around Alfred's neck, and kissing him back with an intensity that knocked them both to the floor, where they continued their activities without pause.

Francis, Matthew, and Kiku wiggled out of their way quickly before sharing a look and standing up rigidly.

"We should go," Matthew decided, walking briskly to the door. Kiku nodded vigorously, obviously very uncomfortable, and bolted out behind him.

Francis smiled proudly at the pile of Alfred and Arthur on the floor, smirking as Alfred's hoodie went flying past his head, followed shortly by one of Arthur's argyle socks.

Deciding he was obviously the master at truth or dare, he bid them both adieu and slipped out the door, closing it quietly behind him.