Hetalia Drabbles

America x Female Reader

'Dammit' i thought grudgingly 'It's not going to fit'
"YO Natasha you coming out now,or nah?"Alfred hollered through the bathroom door "well I would except for the fact these jeans will not fit over my ass!" I shouted back equally loud and annoyed."Hurry up fatty -God,women-" he muttered .I rolled my eyes turning my attention back to the floor length mirror inspecting myself. "Maybe I am too fat...
well I do have a bit of muscle." I countered turning sideways to inspect my stomach. Outside the bathroom it had turned completely silent 'that's strange' I mused 'Matthew and Alfred are out there with a game station there's no way they're actually quiet for once' I straightened my back sucking in my stomach for the desired look there was an unmistakable shattering sound and I could hear Matthew talking (to Alfred) "bro you have got to get it together!" He whispered harshly, there was another bang and the sound of labored breathing.There was a pounding on the door I thrashed and flailed around momentarily grinning triumphantly as I pulled on the jeans I shoved my shirt down trying to fix my flustered appearance. Opening the door to see Canada (holding Kumajiro) giving me an apologetic look,he tilted his head towards my living room before meandering down the hall.I took a deep breath ducking into the room.Alfred was too absorbed in his thoughts (and pacing) to notice me come in he was walking and mumbling to himself arms moving frantically as if he were explaining something to someone (other than himself)."Al are you okay?" I asked quietly trying not to cause any extra damage.He continued rampaging like a madman."Dammit America what is wrong with you?"He was still pacing the room criticizing himself. He looked up suddenly meeting my gaze his face morphed into an apologetic scowl in two long strides he had crossed the room and was hugging me fiercely."God Nat I'm so sorry what was I thinking when I called you fat I must have lost it for a sec but I was totally out of it your an amazing person and everything about you is amazing and your so unique and irreplaceable I don't know what I'd ever do without you and your like the only one who can stand me even when I'm being unmanageable and my family just wants nothing to do with my idiocy and I just love you so much and I want to be there for you and take care of you forever and I swear if you let me I'll never say something that horrible to you as long as I live!" He rambled out in one breath."well okay?" i said flustered from his confession ."i um really like you too." i whispered shyly.

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2 weeks later

Al and i had started dating not long after our confessions after just hanging out like we normally do,when he decided to take me on a date.While getting dressed to go out i came across the same -fabulous- pair of jeans that started this whole ordeal i realized i hadn't worn them since the incident.While hanging them up i noticed something strange .Chuckling i called Alfred in (fully clothed mind you)."Whats so funny?"he asked confusion written on his face."T-the pants are l-like 3 sizes too small ." I managed barely containing my laughter.He shook his head a slight grin on his face.

(a/n he refers to her as Nat or Natasha because -fyi- thats black widows name so he nick-named her #relationship/friendship goals)