CHAPT3R - Tres Amigos... (Plus Luigi I guess.)

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by Kamikaze-Kid

by Kamikaze-Kid

Danny: So Mario? What's our first step in defeating the Sand?

Mario: I'm not sure you PHAT SPAGHET? and emphasis on the PHAT.

Luigi: I'ya habe a un GUT Ider Ma'ma Mario!

(okay writing like this SUCCs) Okay Luigi, let's hear your "Brilliant Idea" (Mario air quotes)

Ok how about we get like tonz of Acqua, bomb-oms, and *thre leaf blowers? What type of an idea is that you Green Smuck? (Mario said) How 'bout I call an old buddy of mine to help us out? (Danny said) "Yeah and who's the guy?" Mario said in a cunning way as to mock Danny's idea sound dumb witted. Uhh.. Im'a not sure he's in business anymore but they Call him "Hon Salud" not to be confused with Han Solo cuz well he's kinda a dutsh. But his Fuzzy Friend is kinda HAWT. Well let me just cal...

(OUT OF NO-WHERE THE Millennium Falcon appeared)

Han Solo: Dang it Chewie! Dang Hyper drive keeps landing us to dumb places like this!

(Luigi) Hey isn't that Hon Salud? no.. said Danny. (Danny groans with one hand on his face) Welp guys, here's "THE Famous Han Solo" (Danny starts to clap as to mock Solo's honor)

Solo: What's in the name of Filthy Frank is this place?! Wait a second?!! Devito? Supreme Commander Danny Devito?! Ha! Now I know i'm dead cause I thought I'd never see you again after what you did in the Battle of Endor! I thought you died or at least retired to a better place that this? By the way what is this dump called (saying this all amused) said Solo?

Uh.. It's called Earth and I really like it here.. So uh yep.

Solo: Earth? Uh yeah. I hope you two Earth-ies (Mario and Luigi) know your planet is called DIRT. Wow what a good name. So while i'm here can you fix my Ship or what shorty?

Danny: Sure but I'ma need a favor in return for my labor. And it's not going to be easy...