Danny Devito: Time to take Space

Chapter Uno (I think...)

"Mario!" Luigi said. I want some Spaghet! Welcome to Chili's Danny Devito said.  I'm the Trash man and i'll be your waiter tonight. please. follow me to your table. Mario and Luigi walk to the table. Danny said, " I hope you like trash!". Mario gave Luigi a odd look but they didn't mind. A half an hour later Mario gets impatient. Luigi nodded. Lets ditch and get some good Pizza! and out of no where They heard a loud (Ba-ZINGA!)! I'M THE TRASH MAN! AND NO ONE LEAVES CHILI'S! Mario and Luigi turn for battle then Danny said, With out Your Spaghet you're powerless.  So the two bros sit back down and ask, so where is it you large meatball lookin' MOFO? The Bros look at each other the Danny gets ***TRIGGERED***  You want some SPAGHET?! HERE! He threw a metal trash can at Luigi. Luigi reacted but was too slow. He said, "Why God!? Why Me!?!" The Brothers start to fight the very Hansom Danny Devito and Shit goes everywhere! I don't mean literal Shit. I mean like SHIT!! Trash Cans, Frikin' Mushrooms, Fire! Aww God it was like Guerrilla War Fare! but then as the Chili's was about to explode, They Two Sides met a mutual agreement...