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dazai: bad news - ango locked his keys inside his house.

dazai: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

dazai: bad news - ango found it concerning that i know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

dazai: good news - a hot person saw me do it.

dazai: bad news - it was odasaku, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he'll never think i'm cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.