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IKEA Demon

*This may be one of the weirder stories that I will be posting but there will probably be more.

I go to IKEA all the time well not really but you get the idea I shop at IKEA. like any other day I go I get in my car and drive there, little did I know that this time would be a bit different than every other time I have gone.

So I get there and I go inside and start walking the aisles saying these weird names like Fartyg, Sore, Malm, and Milf. I was in an area where there was hardly anyone saying the names and all of the sudden there was a cloud of greyish black smoke billowing up from the ground.

After a minute the smoke disappeared and where it was there was now a man in torn jeans and an old t-shirt with eyes that were almost fully black and black hair that was red at the ends. His voice was as you would expect from a guy who dressed like that but it had somewhat of a demonic echo to it.

"Why do you summon me and in such a public place, to say the least?"

"Uh, what do you mean?"

"You summoned me here I was living it up down in hell so what do you want." He sounds sarcastic.

"Ok, whoever you are I don't know what you are on about so if you could excuse me."

"I would love to go back but you see I can't go away on my own you summoned me here you would have to send me back."

"What are you on man just leave before I call the cops."

"OK listen here and listen close I am a demon from hell you summoned me here and bound me to earth till you get what you wish of me which would be why you summoned me."

"Wait you are telling me that you are a demon."

"FInally she gets it."

"But I didn't mean to summon you, I was just saying the names of the furniture and stuff. How do I send you back."

"Beats me I'm just a lesser demon one of the greater demons would probably know sadly I am not one of them so I can't help you."

"Well then what am I going to do. Do you know how to summon a greater demon."

"No, but you wouldn't want to mess with them they are tricky guys. Especially Azazel."

"Some help you are well I'm going home have fun being stuck on earth." I start to walk away but he walks right with me.

"Why are you following me?"

"You don't get it do you, you summoned me you have to make a request I do it and then you release me or ask more of me then release me or just release me whatever you do it has to be you to release me. So I'm going wherever you go."

"But I don't know how to release you."

"Well, then you better figure it out. As much as I hate hell and don't want to go back it seems better than all I have seen of earth so far," He looks around as he says this.

"Well if you are going to be sticking around until I can figure out how to send you back what should I call you?"

"Zolvoth."

"That is a name."

"A demon name yes."

"Well have no Idea how to say that or anything so how about I call you Zac."

"Whatever."

"Well let's get out of here I need a nap after all of this." I walk out of the store and to my car Zac following right behind me. I slide in the driver's seat and him in the passengers.