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Percy Jackson posted: Danika have you seen my toothbrush?

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Danika Collins: no. I've never even seen your toothbrush. Ever.

Percy Jackson: What do you mean? Its the only one in the bathroom. The blue one.

Danika Collins: but Percy thats mine.

Percy Jackson: 0_0 oh.

Danika Collins: -.- You can keep it.

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Danika Collins changed her profile picture

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Apollo: hawt. ;)

Percy Jackson: Hey!

Danika Collins: creep.

Apollo: Don't pretend like you don't want me. ;)

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Apollo posted: I have a lump on my boob.

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Raili Kreffer: wtf Dad.

Thalia Grace: You have boobs?

Apollo: Of course I do. Artemis does, and she's my twin.

Artemis: Well duh, i'm a girl.

Apollo: A girl can dream...

Thalia Grace: wait so why do you have a lump on your... Uhm... Boob.

Apollo: I don't know. Wanna feel it?

Thalia Grace: Gross, no!

Apollo: Stop being immature and feel it!

Thalia Grace: No.

Apollo: Oh, come on. Stop being a wuss. This is how we do it in the corporate world!

Thalia Grace: wtf. No.

Apollo: Hmph. Fine. But I'm telling you, your missing out big time.

Thalia Grace: ...

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Apollo posted: Bought new shades today. IT WAS ON SALE.

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Comments:

Cheska Daronn: Wtf dad. Why do you need shades? Your the God of Light...

Raili Kreffer: HAHA.

Apollo: It makes me look cool. Besides, THEY WERE ON SALE.

Cheska Daronn: *facepalm*

Raili Kreffer: *facepalm*

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Raili Kreffer posted: SHIT. OW. OH MY GODS. HAHAHAHA!!!

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Comments:

Tia Callison: What?

Leo Valdez: I dont know either but this post is hilarious!

Raili Kreffer: Haha! I dropped my phone on my face! Haha, ouch. Man that hurt.

Danika Collins: No shit, Chuck Norris. I dropped mine too.

Raiki Kreffer: So?

Danika Collins: IM USING A FUCKING iPAD.

Raili Kreffer: LMFAO HAHAHA. Ouch.

Leo Valdez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Hermes posted: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Comments:

Annabeth Chase: What's with the evil laugh?

Hermes: Oh, you'll see... you'll see...

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*taps microphone a hundred times before actually speaking in it, making a beat to it*

Oh, right... So, yeah! That's about it for now. Im not sure when I'll be updating next, cause I still have another book to update.

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