Chaos In Facebook!?

Part 4

Jason Grace posted: Me being a zombie is just the unfunctioning of my brain, but the continuing of my heart to love you. Piper McLean ;)

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Comments:

Piper McLean: But how would you know I love you back?

Jason Grace: Because you'd shoot me in the head, not my heart. ;)

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Danika Collins: THE SMOOTHNESS IS KILLING ME.

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Percy Jackson posted: I finished washing the dishes, mom! Sally Jackson

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Comments:

Sally Jackson: WTF!!!

Percy Jackson: ... Mom, what do you think wtf even means?

Sally Jackson: Well That's Fantastic.

Percy Jackson: *facepalm*

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Annabeth Chase posted: It's over. Percy Jackson

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Comments:

Athena: Yes! You have finally come to your senses on breaking up with this good-for-nothing boy!

Percy Jackson: WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Annabeth, why!?!? And you could've just messaged me! :(

Annabeth Chase: What? No. I meant the movie! It's over.

Percy Jackson: ... Oh. Well then, how was it?

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Leo Valdez posted: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

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Comments:

Cheska Daronn: I'm on the toilet. What do I send?

Leo Valdez: ...

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Octavian posted: I sent an angel to watch over you at night, but the angel came back explaining angels dont watch over other angels. Reyna

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Comments:

Reyna: Wow, that was actually pretty smooth.

Octavian: REALLY!?!?

Reyna: Yeah.

Octavian: NOW WILL YOU MAKE ME PRAETOR!?!?

Reyna: No.

Octavian: UGH.

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Tia Callison posted: So, like, since the gods and goddesses have there roman forms and all... Does that mean they have two Facebook accounts?

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Comments:

Poseidon: Yes.

Neptune: Yes.

Poseidon: More accounts, more FishVille fun!

Neptune: Aw yeah!

Tia Callison: Well that answered my question.

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Danika Collins posted: While visiting my cousin, we had an argument about Greek Mythology.

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Comments:

Percy Jackson: About what?

Apollo: Probably about how sexy I am. ;)

Danika Collins: Uhm... No. My cousin thought Artemis was your wife.

Artemis: WHAT.

Apollo: Oh, gross, no!

Percy Jackson: That's just wrong.

Leo Valdez: Dafuq.

Annabeth Chase: Oh gods...

Artemis: I will personally pay your cousin a visit, and slit her throat.

Danika Collins: Fine with me.