Chaos In Facebook!?

Part 3

Jason Grace posted: So, how was the movie? Leo Valdez

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Leo Valdez: It was awesome. At the end of the movie, I fapped so hard that my hands hurt and are all red.

Jason Grace: ... I'm not even going to ask.

Leo Valdez: OMG, HAHAHA! I meant *clapped! Clapped!!!

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Sally Jackson posted: How you doing my little baby bot? Percy Jackson

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Sally Jackson: *boy

Percy Jackson: LITTLE BABY BOT DAILY REPORT: ALL IS AS PLANNED. THE CAMPERS SUSPECT NOTHING. PERHAPS I WILL CHANGE MY OIL IN THE EVENING.

Sally Jackson: -_-

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Dionysus posted: Hey kiddo, what're you up to? Marielle Cain

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Marielle Cain: Nothing much. Just finished masturbating, it makes me feel so relaxed.

Dionysus: ...

Marielle Cain: SHIT. I meant menstruating!

Dionysus: Not any less awkward.

Marielle Cain: OMFG I MEANT MEDITATING. I HATE THIS PHONE.

Dionysus: The one time I finally open up with one of my kids and I get this.

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Apollo posted: Hades!

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Apollo: Hades!

Apollo: HADES!

Apollo: H A D E S .

Hades: Sorry! I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll tell you once I've found it.

Apollo: Oh, okay.

Apollo: Found it yet?

Hades: Nope.

Athena: Idiot.

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Frank Zhang posted: So if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow" will his nose grow?

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Athena: Easy. His nose will grow.

Frank Zhang: But wouldn't that mean he was telling the truth? And his nose will shrink back?

Athena: Yes, I suppose.

Frank Zhang: But if his nose shrinks, that would make him a liar. Wouldn't it?

Athena: ...

Frank Zhang: Minerva?

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The Chosen One posted: Hello there.

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Margaret Belle: The chosen one?

Cheska Daronn: Who the heck-?

Travis Stoll: Cool

Connor Stoll: Name.