Lex Mikaelson Humor Part 8

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Lex: You have 10 seconds to call it off before I sick on the new guy, Elijah.

Elijah: Aleksios.

Lex: Bye.

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Elijah: What do you suggest, Alekisos?

Aleksios: Lemme find that pompous  lookalike of yours along with the sister witches so I can torture them and then I'm gonna kill them. There are times like this I'm thankful for my magic immunity.

Klaus: Now, that is a plan I fully support Elijah.

Elijah: Please do not encourage her, Niklaus.

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Caroline: You're disgusting.

Lex: I know.

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Lex: Well at least Hayley isn't a fan of Bambi. You know, the reindeer from Disney? (Off Elijah's blank look, She rolled her eyes at his lack of knowledge of popular culture) You really need to go out more, brother.

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Lex: Lucien, you have about 10 seconds to tell me where love is before I go all original hybrid on your ass.

Lucien: Umm, Nik is she bloody serious about the harvest witch?  Surely she is not that whipped.

Klaus: Oh I can assure you, she is very serious.

Lex: And I am not whipped.

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Lex: Oh, brother. Not you, Nik. Elijah.

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Lex and Klaus: Oh bloody hell.  

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Lex and Klaus: Oh bollocks.

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Davina: The Ancestors are trying to kill me, Aleksios.

Lex: Welcome to the club, love.

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Lex: I'm gonna find The hollow and then I'm gonna eat her like piece of raw meat.

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Lex: I do love being me.

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