milkyjhs
For u
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I was quaking in my shoes, my clammy hands crushing almost small piece of paper as my turn in line came up. " Are you alright? You're...dying, more than usual" my friend asked behind me, the slightly taller female holding a mistreated sketchbook. I was out of breath doing nothing, waiting to get a signature at a convention.
HOW THE FUCK WAS I EVEN HERE
WHY DID SHE ASK IF I WANTED TO COME
OH GOD EVERYONE CAN HEAR MY HEART
JESUS CHRIST NO THEY'RE ALL HOT
She asked me if I wanted to stand in line with her to get some autographs from the Game Grumps. Maybe it was the thought of spending time together, or perhaps that I wanted to as well. It could have also been the overwhelming anxiety that pushed me to say yes even though I had a choice to stay away from people and hot guys and their fluffy hair and sunshine smiles.
" yeah, I'm just...I'm just...yeah" I breathed, quickly getting as much oxygen as I could before my breath was gone again. " Well, just go get the signature, I'll be behind you man" she encouraged.
NO NO NO STAY PLEASE
YES YES LET US GO
" alright" I said shakily as I took a few reluctant steps forward. They were waiting to sign the paper I held, but I quickly dashed to her personal prince, Dan.
He was mid drink, not expecting my anxious ass to appear in front of him and put down the paper like I wanted him to do some Kubo and the Two Strings shit. My eyes flicked back to her, noticing that Dan was at the end of the giant table and that she was still getting things signed by everyone else. Her own awkward and melting internally smile showed her happy anxiety.
Eyes back to Dan
Instant sweating. He was a little confused on why I skipped everyone else and went right to him, but he brandished a pen anyway. " Is this for anyone in particular?" He asked, noticing my current state. He looked a little concerned that I would have a heart attack and heat stroke and combust spontaneously all at once. " Just...S-s," I started, trying to force out my own name. Even with the three letter version, it was refusing to pop out.
He waited patiently as I tried to resit the urge to rip out my time bomb heart. To my right, she was still going down the line, the cover of her blue book now covered with ink. After a blond haired guy and dark haired woman, she would be at my side again.
" Sammy?" He suggested. He was reaching toward an unopened bottle of water. Maybe to put out my crashing and burning plan. " Aye, deep breaths. And yeah, Sammys fine" my friend piped up, suddenly at my side. He furrowed his brow but scribbled something on the paper before handing it back to me.
BAM
THIS BITCH GONE
I thanked him before quickly walking away, wheezing like a fan of silly string with only air in it. She quickly had him sign it as I walked further away, keeping her in sight. She said something, he said something back. He did something in the back of her book before she waved goodbye.
Her thicc ass took a second to get back to me, but she held her inky sketchbook proudly.
" Dude! Look at these! I got all of them!" She said excitedly. She indeed had them all. Every Game Grumps signature, each one of their handwriting different from each others.
" He left something for you too! He felt bad for intimidating you I guess?" She said as she flipped to the back page.
Take care, drink water. Have a rocking time!
-Dan
My heart stopped as she tore it out, sliding it into my hands. " He thought you were actually dying. Want to go now?"
My heart rattled my ribcage as I held both pieces of paper.
" Yeah..."
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Lmao Sammy x Dan Avidan
I tried to make it OK???
Was it OK???
