milkyjhs
you better recognize
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" OH MY GAWD! LOOK!" Bruce skraemd as DNA got up otu of he's seet. Her booky book fell and she died. Oh no!!!! Dan and nobody else at the convention or around us seemed to notice my friend just fucking died?? BUT DAN WAS COMING OVER!!!!
I SLAPPPPPED MYSELF!! GOLLY GOSH MY ELBOWS WERE MOIST WITH ANTICIIPITION!
I kicked Bruce's corpse aside, puffing my chest up to attract a mate. The older man seemed...oddly repulsed by my display of affection. " Woah, I she OK?" He asked worriedly as he noticed my friends body. He turned to cal to his friends, but I grabbed his wrists harshly. "' OWO SHE'S FINE IT'S ONLY DEATH!" I yelled, before realizing what I said.
Who the fuck says OWO aloud
" FUCKERS! YOU LEFT ME IN THE DUTCH BROTHERS PARKING LOT" Sky yelled as she pushed an innocent brony over, her orange hoodie tattered for some reason. She accidentally tripped over Bruce, landing in front of a now there Arin. " That one's mine now. Come minion" he said as Sky stood up and brushed herself off. "Sweeet. Bye" she said as she and Arin left to go murder people or whatever. " Dude! What the fuck!" Dan protested as his best friend left.
I kicked him in the kneecap
Suddenly he was in love with me because yes that's how love works and he's totally not 38 and to old for me
" Tomorrow we shall be wed underneath a burning arch of skulls" he sighed romantically. He was also a cultist.
OH NOOOOOOO!!
Everyone else at the table didn't seem to mind that their husband and friend were now evil and in love with us.
And we held hands like BAES DO
AYYEEEE
THE END!!1!1
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milkyjhs
please end me
