Yo here's more for urfuckingsunshine 's great Voltron Au because damn I love it
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Me, casually zooming in on Eva and CJ: TWO BROS, CHILLING IN THE HOT TUB, 5 FEET APART BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY-
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Luna: Look at this new plant I got!
Erin: That's a broken hose
Luna: His name is Stanley McNoodle and I would like you to respect him
CJ: Yeah, give Stan a break
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Eva: Will you die if you eat an entire jar of almond butter at once
Erin: Yes????
CJ: Probably
Eva: Bruce is dead then
Luna: Oh no
Luna: Now we only have jelly what the heck Bruce
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Luna: Hi, can I help you
Erin: no
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Me: CJ IS THAT A WEED????!!!!
CJ: Yeah
Me: ok smoke safely
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Erin: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Luna: A firefighter
Erin: Ok take this
Erin: Ok you have five seconds to put me out don't fuck this up-
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Eva: Ok I have soccer practice at 3pm, don't forget dad
Me: I'll show you a soccer practice son
Eva:
Eva: Alright, Soccer practice, 3pm-
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CJ: Cut the music, cut the music-
CJ: Someone left an ice cube on the floor and it melted, and now my sock is wet,
CJ: Who the fuck wanna die????
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CJ: Man, what if we just fucked
Eva:
Eva: Babe we're in olive garden
Luna: I want the fettuccini
Erin: Spaghetti
CJ: Yeah, but what if I took this breadstick-
Me: Yo try the salad
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Eva: I'm the leader and what I say goes!
Luna: Yeah but-
Eva: No
Erin: What if-
Eva: I'm in charge
Me: I mean-
Eva: I'M IN CHARGE
CJ: I'm in charge now
Eva: Aight cool have a good time sweetie
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Me: Erin,do you love me??
Erin: Depends
Erin: What's your star sign
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Me: Hey I'm Bruce and I like-
CJ: P E N I S
Me:
Me: rude I was going to say mermaids
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CJ: lets play house
CJ: I'll be be daddy
Erin: We all know u bottom step off boi
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Eva: I saw some children fighting on the playground and had to interfere
Eva: they never stood a chance
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Me: I'm like, alive
Me: Whoa
Me: I can touch and feel and scream
Me: nice
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Luna: My cuteness is a facade
Luna: you fools will soon learn
Luna: My TrUe PoWeR
CJ: What
Luna: I found this cool rock
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CJ: Just imagine
CJ: Girls, but everywhere
Eva: NICE
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Erin: I will punch you
Erin: in the Brian
Me: do you mean brain??
Erin: no
Erin: Brian will be punched
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Erin: I'm angry, but in a sophisticated way
Erin: I'll throw tea in your face first,
Erin: then break the cup over your head,
Erin: and then beat you with the queen of England
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CJ: My best trait is the fact I'm flexible
Eva: My best trait is my quick reflexes
Erin: My best trait is my ability to inspire people
Luna: My best trait is my kind heart
Me:
Me: I can sing Cool Patrol almost perfectly
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Luna: Can plants digest shoe laces???
Me:
Me:
Me: dunno wanna try
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Me: I'm gay for Dan Avidan
Me: a lot
Me: please,
Me: engage in a meaningful handshake with me sir
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Eva: CJ is perfect
CJ: no u
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Erin: Let's give Albert Einstein a hoverboard
Erin: Maybe then he'll come back to life
CJ: Yes
Eva: guys please-
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Me: Yo it's Lil Stew in the house
Eva: Stop calling the mouse Lil Stew
