A HORRIBLE MABILL FANFICTION HAS APPEARED

Chapter 2- Signal Of Cipher

Bill's P.O.V
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WELL, WELL, WELL. A MORTAL'S HERE TO WATCH THE MOVEMENT OF ME AND SHOOTING STAR. ADORABLE! Yeesh, kid. You're looking at me like I'm about do something like....ugh....UGH....cmon Bill, say it...kiss someone. BBB! OH! OK! HOLD IT IN, BILL! HOLD IT IN! UGH! Ok. Huh, by the looks of it, you look like the kind of person who would think I'd.....you know. Library, huh? I've never into books, but you look like the type of person who would be a nice servant to me. In fact, you probably have a journal in there. Well, I got big plans, and I don't need you getting in my way. I'll just go destroy those journals of Yours! SEE YA!

AHHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!........WHABBVBVBVV!?WHAT-WHADEDEDD!? WHAT WAS THAT!? THAT WAS A DEN OF HORROR, THAT'S WHAT! UGH!

Ok....now I'm done with my therapy session, It'S TIME FOR A POP QUIZ!

Question 1:
Does Bill have a crush?

A.Yes
B.Yes
C.Yes
D.No

If you answered anything other than No, then you're....
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WRONG!
Now, next question.

Is Bill going to crack that rift, take over the world, and plunge into into eternal madness?

A.Yes
B.Yes
C.Yes
D.Yes

YES!? OH! HA! YEAH BABY!

Mabel's P.O.V
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So there he was. The triangle guy. What was he doing here? I didn't want anything to do with him after he ruined my puppet show. But shouldn't the room be sucked of it's color? What happened?

"B-B-Bill? Wha-what happened? What's with that bacon in your hat?" He chuckled, before spiraling down into insane laughter.

"Oh, shooting star....This isn't waddles up here. This is flesh. Just like yours." Bill chuckled. I don't like the sound of any of this. Whenever Bill laughs, it always means bad.

"What are you here for, Bill? The journals? My soul? Are you going to take my body and call me Mabill?" Wow. I really do sound like Dipper.

"Right again about that Thing about Pine Tree, Shooting Star. Really, though, I'm here to thank you."

THANK ME!? WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

"You didn't press the button to shut down that portal, and seems as if you gave me just enough time to slip out and come to your world." Ugh, now I just feel stupid. If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have to deal with all this.

"So now what? You going to turn me inside out and feed me to Gompers?" Bill just stood there for a while.

"Hmmmm. While it would be fun to do that, I'm keeping you around for a reason." Reason? That doesn't sound go in the slightest. Bill's eye turned backwards and reveled some capsule with same space things inside of it.

"You see, Sixer has this little gizmo that's the only me stopping me from ripping your world apart with my friends." The little capsule thing broke lose as he said this. "The only problem is, Six fingers would never allow me to even 39 and a half feet with that rift. He even put Anti-weirdness turrets in his little lab of his." Bill's eye rolled into a smile. "But...he didn't put any anti-girl turrets..." I could see where this was going.

"So...you're going to make me steal the rift, smash it, and then the world will be yours, all yours. Wahahahaha." Bill started chuckling at this, and I started chuckling with him, which was strange. The only reason I thought I would find myself laughing with Bill is if he poured laughing gas into me.

"And I'm guessing you don't want to."

"OF COURSE NOT! YOU RUINED MY PUPPET SHOW, HURT MY BROTHER, AND INVADED MY GRUNKLE'S MIND!"

"Speaking about Pine tree, he has been taking a lot of his time in old Fordsy, Hasn't he?" Bill showed Dipper and Ford out in the woods, hunting some gross mushroom monster. "If you destroy that rift...then maybe you could spend more time with your brother." That did sound like a good Idea. After all, I did miss Dipper all this time. But "spend more time with your brother"? I knew something bad was going to happen to Ford in the processes. I knew that portal wasn't in the shape of a triangle for nothing.

"No...your going to hurt Ford, and Stan still seems happy with him around." Bill seemed disappointed.

"Sad. I thought perhaps you were smarter then that. However, just so I can make sure..." Bill took a marker. He also took off my hand off my arm. Needless to say I was freaked out. He shortly handed my hand back to me, and I stuck it back on my arm. Bill put a one Eyed turkey on my hand. I started laughing.

"W-W-W- HA-WHY'D YOU-HAHAHA-PUT A-HA-TURKEY ON MY HAND!?" I struggled to say through Fits of laughter.

"CAUSE WHY NOT!?" Bill started laughing with me. HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! I'M LAUGHING WITH BILL! HAVE I GONE MAD!?

"Really though, I put that on you so I could keep an EYE ON YOU, and more. I'll be able to know where you go, keep an eye on you, and transport myself to you whenever I please. Plus, you're the only one who'll be able to see me." Yeah...none of this sounds good.

"So, you're stalking me."

"Basically" Bill's body then smashed like glass, crumbling to the ground and leaving his eye on the floor. "SEE YOU REAL SOON" He blinked his eye, and just like that, he was gone. Blinked out of existence.