A HORRIBLE MABILL FANFICTION HAS APPEARED

Chapter 8-Exs and ohs

EARLY UPDATE THIS WEEK BECAUSE SCHOOL'S A JERK!

Mabel's P.O.V
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So this is it. Rock bottom of the romance scale. My family hates me now because of my crush on Bill, I can't see Bill Again, and summer is almost at an end.

"Mabel, are you okay?" Ugh. Dipper entered the room. I don't know why I would care about me anymore.

"Mabel's not here. She's in sweater town."

"Can Mabel come out of sweater town?" I just groaned negatively. "Look, I know you like Bill, but he's a triangle who's bent on destroying the world. It's better this way." I don't know why, but out of the blue, I just felt angry. Not angry like "punch someone" angry, but still, just a smidgeon of anger.

"Says you. You always hang out with Ford and do your nerd thing. You wouldn't understand. Or would ever understand." I could hear Dipper step out of the room....

....Remember that smidgeon of anger? Well, now it grew into a ball. I don't know why, but I just have a feeling to do something terrible. That rift is the only thing keeping Bill from destroying the world, and his magic doesn't have any power in Ford's lab because of some anti-weirdness pro cautions...

But Ford didn't put any anti-girl stuff in his lab...

THAT'S IT! I'll just sneak into Ford's lab, and I'll take that rift and SMASH IT! It may cause the end on the world, but at least I'll be reunited with Bill again.

*TIME PASS*

It was 2 AM in the morning. I've been told Grunkle Stan did this a lot before Ford came out of the portal. I imputed the code in the vending machine, put the code in the other thing, Yada, Yada. Soon enough, I reached the room where Bill said Ford hid the rift. Thing is, He never told me exactly where it was hidden. THERE WERE SO MANY CABINETS AND DRAWERS! IT'S LIKE FINDING A GLITTER SPECK IN A CAT MOUNTAIN!

"In the drawer....." A voice whispered through my ear. It sounded a lot like Bill but more...lady like. "To your right..." I turned right.

"Bottom left...." I listened to the voice that beckoned me to look. I opened the drawer and found the rift.

"Huh...looks like a space snow globe. This is the rift?"

"YES....SMASH IT...." I did as the voice commanded and threw the rift on the ground...

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Bill's P.O.V
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Well. Top hat town is a nice place. I'm able to weep without being judged and I'm completely isolated from anyone else. Yup, seems like the perfect place for me. Especially after everything I've done to everyone. Especially after all I've done to the pines. ESPECIALLY after all I've done to Mabel....

You know, after all I've done, I don't even deserve to start the apocalypse. I don't deserve to even be in the apocalypse.

The apocalypse. OH MY AXOLOTL, I ALMOST FORGOT WEIRDMAGEDDON! Wait. No. I'm not starting the apocalypse anymore. I'm not gonna hurt anyone. I'm not gonna kill anyone. I'm just gonna stay here in top hat town forever.

But I mean, It's not gonna be like anyone's gonna start Weirdmageddon anytime soon. The only ones who know about the rift are Ford and Mabel, and it's not like they're stupid enough to actually do that, right?

"BILL! IT'S HAPPENING! THE CRACK IN SPACE IS FINALLY OPENING!" Oh. So maybe one of them actually is stupid enough.

"CMON! IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN!" I was dragged outside of my house by Teeth, and I was greeted by the sight of a crack opening up to gravity falls. Where Mabel lived. The Henchmaniacs cheered and headed towards to portal. I had to do something quick. I tied up the Henchmaniacs with arm ropes.

"OH NO! DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING FOR THE APOCALYPSE! WE ARE CANCELING THIS PLAN RIGHT NOW!" The arm ropes started to untangle, and soon enough, my minions were free from the strings, and very, very angry. "WHAT!? WHO DID THAT! WHAT HAPPENED!?" 8 Ball sighed.

"We were afraid something like this was gonna happen. Mabel ended up making you soft, so we hired a backup boss just in case you went rouge. Anyways, since you went bad on us, we'd like to introduce you to our new boss." Some Eyeball Bats Carried a throne on their backs, introducing the new boss. And I couldn't believe who it was.

"What!? No!" On that throne was a pentagram with a bow tie on her head. Her name was Pandora. "YOU HIRED MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND AS YOUR NEW BOSS!?!?!" Pandora's eye went into a happy gesture.

"Well, Well, Well. It's nice to see you again, Bill. Did you miss me, Darling? Admit, you missed me." I was not happy to see her.

"HARDLY! YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH ME! YOU TRIED TO KILL 8 BALL FOR TIME BABY'S SAKE!"

"Oh, Don't think I was done hanging on to you, my sweet corn chip. You merely just didn't come to your senses." Some other creatures appeared behind her back. Apparently she also has her own Henchmaniacs, and she was using MY army to double the size of HER army.

"You're outnumbered, Bill. Your army's gone. But you can still save yourself. LAST CHANCE! MARRY ME AND BECOME MY KING, AND YOU WILL BE SPARED!" Yeah right. Like I was gonna do that.

"I WOULD RATHER BE SWARMED BY UNICORN HEADS WHO SING IN SYNTHESIZED VOICES IN A RAINBOW LAND THAN JOIN YOU! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, YOU 5 SIDED MANIAC!" Pandora seemed annoyed by this.

"OH YEAH!? WELL, I KNOW A RIDDLE! Why did the triangle never return?" What kinda riddle was that? That was the weirdest thing I've ever heard. And I live in a world where Abnormal is the the definition of normal.

"What the- why, huh?!" Pandora just smiled. You know, no mouth, but still, just imagine the eye.

"Boys. Get em." Her and My Henchmaniacs started swarming me.

"WAIT! NO! STOP! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" I was grabbed the Henchmaniacs.

"Because it was his time to burn..."