A HORRIBLE MABILL FANFICTION HAS APPEARED

Chapter 4- Wild Ride

Mabel's P.O.V
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Grunkle Stan was taking us to some place called the 2nd Kwik-E-Mart, a place owned by a good friend of Stan's. Soos and dipper came along, as well as Ford, who wanted to come by to investigate the strange yellow people who often visited the Kwik-E-Mart.

"Just so you guys know, We're not saying anything about chilled monkey brains around my friend, Ok? Also, let's no touch anything we're not going to buy." I could easily tell Stan's friend was Indian. Meanwhile, Dipper and Ford were nerding out as usual. Soos was searching for car snacks. And I was being paranoid about Bill and Dipper. On one hand, Bill was busy watching my Every movement, so that was creepy. On the other, Dipper and I were so split apart, I don't even know if he thinks I exist anymore. *sigh* So many thoughts buzzing like rabbits on a sugar high.

"What's wrong, shooting star? You seem bored." Great. Just what I needed.

"What do you want, Bill?"

"Uh, Mabel, who are you talking to?" Shoot! Soos heard me talking. He probably thinks I'm crazy now.

"Umm...No one." I laughed nervously.

"Don't worry kid, I got this." Bill snapped his fingers, and everyone suddenly had earplugs tucked in their ears.

"Whoa! What'd you do that for!?" Bill chuckled.

"I did that so no peering ears could find us out. They'd think you're crazy and they'd kill me." Huh. Yeah, that does make sense. Bill making sense. That's something I thought I'd never say.

"So, what are here for, Bill?"

"I thought I already told you. I'm just here because You looked bored."  If only that was true. I wasn't bored, I was paranoid. What's gonna become of me and Dipper? "So...heh. How's it been going in your pathetic human meat bag. " Man, Bill had seemed so rude about human bodies (HEY! HEY! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! NOT IN THAT WAY!) ever since the "Sock Opera" incident.

"Well, I guess, It's been ok...." Bill knew I was lying.

"Look, Shooting Star. I've been watching you for the past few days, and you don't seem to be...well, you as much as I remember. Cmon. Where's the "Mabel juice"? The dance parties? The can do attitude? I miss that you."

Miss me? I thought Bill wouldn't really care about anyone. Bill soon realized what he said, he seemed to... Blush? His body seems to start turning Red. "I MEAN...UH... HEY LOOK! SOME MABEL JUICE!" Bill just grabbed some Mabel juice and splashed on his triangular body. He then gave some to me.

"Is there something wrong, Bill? You seem tense." ! ME! WORRYING ABOUT BILL! WHAT IN THE NAME OF AXOLOTL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

"Oh nothing..." Bill tried playing with a paddle ball he summoned. Suddenly, his bow tie started ringing. "Yellow?"

"Hey, Boss, how's it going with Shooting Star?" Huh. That's weird. There's some female voice on the line, and calling Bill "Boss". I thought Bill didn't have any friends.

"Oh, you know. Freaking her out. Putting her through pain. You know...stuff like that..." Strange. Bill wasn't doing anything like that. In fact, he was doing that exact opposite. I actually feel as comfortable around him as I am around Soos.

"Oh please, I know you're being nice around her." That girl does seem to be teasing Bill. Kinda like how I do around dipper when he's talking about Wendy....could it be? Nah.

"WHAT!? NO! NO!" I could tell he was obviously lying.

"What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your GIRLFRIE-" Bill instantly shut off his bow tie.

"NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! SHE'S CRAZY!" Bill was turning red. I'm pretty sure The girl on the other line was about to say "girlfriend". I could feel myself turning a little red as well. "So....what now..." Bill was obviously trying to stall.

"I don't know...look at road stuff." Bill and I looked out a window. We saw a few roadside attractions like giant lawnmowers, pig robots, etc. Then, We passed the tent of telepathy. I cringed, and I could feel Bill cringe to. Of course, no mouth, but...You know.

"Ugh. Tent of telepathy. Tourist trap of Gideon Gleeful, The little mind reading kid obsessed with me." I wouldn't expect Bill to get cross at the sight of the Tent of Telepathy, but he seemed to.

"Ugh. I know."

"Hey, didn't you used to work with Gideon to destroy my uncle's mind?"

"THAT, was a job. Gideon, however, isn't the one I'm angry about." Gideon not being the he's angry about? Who else could Bill be angry about?

"Who are you angry at, then? Bud gleeful? Her mother? That one Soos clone?" Bill looked at me as if I was stupid.

"What? No. It's that stupid pentagram, Pandora. She was my Ex-girlfriend. She was nice, and crazy, but she was kinda obsessed with me. She even tried to murder 8 Ball when he tried to get in the way." Wow. Pandora sounds a lot like Gideon.

"Well, Gideon is my...well, we weren't even girl and boyfriend, but we went on dates, and he was a nice little guy who was obsessed with me and almost murdered Dipper when he tried to get the way of our relationship." Bill looked at me, the edges of his triangle body turning red. I could feel my cheeks turning red too. Then, I remembered the big party over at The Mystery Shack tomorrow.

"So...there's a big party going on over at the Mystery shack tomorrow night, and since I don't have any boyfriends currently, I'm getting desperate, so...." I felt my face turning red. "Do...you think you could go as my...date?" I could see Bill's whole body turning dark red.

"WELL....UH...NO! I MEAN YES! I MEAN...UH....WELL.....I....LOOK OVER THERE!" Bill pointed over the window. I couldn't help but look over by the window, and as soon as I looked back, Bill was gone.

"*Sigh* I guess he doesn't like me. Not like he would like me. Not like anyone would like me..." As I laid down, I discovered a paper where Bill once sat. I picked it up. All it said was "Yes". I felt my heart rise. 

"ALRIGHT! WE'RE HERE! REMEMBER, YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT!" Grunkle Stan yelled through the car. I almost forgot the Kwik-E-Mart. Apparently they had a nice sale on eyeballs and wool. An idea hatched in my brain