A HORRIBLE MABILL FANFICTION HAS APPEARED

Chapter 9- Pandorapocalypse

3rd person P.O.V
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Mabel was expecting Bill to pop out and bunch of things to go upside down and red and gross tentacles to sprout out of the ground. Well, that kinda happened, expect it was more of a multicolored laser blasting out of the ground and an acid trip cracking through the sky. All that, and minus Bill. Ford and Dipper came rushing down to find the commotion, and...OK, angry couldn't even begin to describe Ford and Dipper's rage.

F:"MABEL! YOU JUST CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD! WE'RE ALL DOOMED NOW!" Mabel started looking guilty.

M:"Well...fine, you caught me red handed. I smashed the rift just so I could see Bill again. I'm sorry."

D:"YOU SMASHED THE RIFT MABEL!? HOW COULD YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CANT GET OVER THAT STUPID TRIANGLE NAMED-"

M:"BILL!"

D:"Yes, Bill."

M:"NO! BILL!" Loud unholy screeching filled the room as Bill came down and crashed onto the floor, battered and broken.

"BILL!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU!? IF YOU COME CLOSE YOU TOUCHING MY FAMILY..." Ford blasted a laser at a replica of Bill on his desk. Bill rolled his eye.

"No. As much as I would love to deform your organs and replace your feet with screaming heads, I'm not here for that." Ford didn't trust a single thing Bill said, expect for the things about deforming organs and etc.

"Would should we trust you? You deceived me and others for trillions of years. Why should I trust you now?" Bill looked guilty.

"Because I have nothing except hopelessness in me. I lost my army, my power, and I'm the equivalent of an injured animal now. I'm powerless against this apocalypse as much as you are." Ford and Dipper still didn't trust anything.

"I know your just playing an injured deer act. If your down here, then who would be leading the apocalypse?" Bill sighed.

"My obsessive Ex girlfriend, Pandora. She's that stupid pentagram on Gideon's tent of telepathy. She gained control of my army and she used them to double the size of her army." Ford and Dipper still disbelieved everything.

"You had a girlfriend? Yeah right. Unless you give us proof, Me and Ford won't trust anything you say." Just then, 12 lasers came through the wall and made a large explosion, hurtling Ford, Dipper, Mabel, And Bill out of the shack and into the apocalypse, where Pandora was starting to gain physical form, her laughter filling the air.

"Is that enough proof for you?"

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Cut to Pandora floating beside the crack in the sky, spilling the nightmare realm onto earth.

"Hehehe. AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! AFTER CENTURIES OF WAITING, IT'S HAPPENING! HAHAHAHA! PHYSICAL FORM? THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" A light filled the sky, catching all the citizens attention. Pandora appeared in a large form, split into three pieces.

"ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU ONE LIFE SPANNED, GRAVITY EFFECTED, INNER PLANETARY, FLESH STICKS! For thousands of decades, My kind have been trapped in a rotting world, waiting for a universe to own and control. I'm Pandora, And I'm your queen and the one who will own you." Pandora melted the statue of Nathaniel Northwest, much to the citizens' despair.

"Now meet the team of horrible beings indescribable by you human beings, responsible for committing heinous crimes and act throughout the universe who I call my pals." The list went as follows.

"BLACK JACK!" A black diamond with numerous amounts of swollen black eyes.

"LYSSA!" A red brain with spider like legs and a skirt.

"THE BEING WHOSE NAME CUASES UNIVERSES TO DIE! Oh, what the heck, it's Racken." A cracker with squid like legs and candles impaled on it's back, lighting a purple fire. Oh yeah, also, a small bang was heard and a star appeared in the sky as Pandora said Rackens' name.

"And let's not forget William..." A disembodied glove with an unidentifiable cream on it's fingers.

"...Fanny..." An electrical fan with an eye in the middle and fingers replacing the blades

"...Xylem, Rubicon..." Xylem was an eye with an X in the middle that was constantly looking everywhere, Rubicon was a block made out of chains.

"Bottle pop, Eliza..." Bottle pop was a soda bottle with the cap replaced with a mouth, a white beard, and a cane, while Eliza was a yellow female figure bouncing around and electrocuting everything she touches.

"The Earsects, and those guys. THIS OUR TOWN NOW, BOYS!" The Earsects were ears with fly wings and legs. The "those guys" were Bill's Henchmaniacs. All the Henchmaniacs laughed, knowing that Gravity Falls was under their control. Mayor Tyler stood up.

"NOW SEE HERE, YOU PROBLEMATIC PENTAGRAM! AS MAYOR, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU GET...GET ON OUTTA HERE!" Lazy Susan also stood up.

"YEAH! THINGS WITH ONE EYE ARE WEIRD!" Grenda spoke up.

"WE DON'T LIKE OUT OF TOWNERS!" Wendy's dad ripped a mailbox in half.

"WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Preston Northwest stepped forward.

"As a rich capitalist, I welcome you to tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be your...horseman of the apocalypse?"

"DAD!" Pacifica protested.

"Not now, sweetie. The grown ups are talking." Pandora frowned.

"You know, that is a nice offer...(ya meat bag.)....But how about instead I do this?" Pandora snapped her fingers and turned Preston into a bell, before proceeding to eat aforementioned bell with her eye and spitting the chewed bits like bullets at the citizens. The citizens fled and escaped safely, except Durland, who got hit by a bullet and melting into Durland sludge, much to Blubs's dismay.

"DURLAND! MY PRECIOUS DEPUTY DURLAND!" The sludge of Durland got picked up by an Earsect, carrying the sludge to Pandora.

"IT'S TIME THINGS CHANGED AROUND HERE! I COULD USE A HOME TO LIVE IN!" Pandora made a multicolored glowing pyramid rise from the ground, making it float up into the air.

"AND HOW ABOUT SOME MINES THAT CAUSE PURE MADNESS!" Sprott stepped on a mine, causing him to turn into a screaming eyeball.

"THIS PARTY NEVER STOPS! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I REIGN SUPREME! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE PANDORAPOCALYPSE!"