Once upon a time, there existed a land named Tiptoptradia. It was filled with rich merchants and scummy bastards, the majority of whom had migrated here as refugees after the great war of Tradingexpressistan.
One of these refugees was a humble young man named Timothy, our hero. He admired his surroundings from the back of his trusty steed Brandon and then looked down at the piece of paper he had received the night before.
"I must ask a favor of you, young Timothy. Travel across our land of Tiptoptradia and seek out an object often thought to be mythical. I however know this to be otherwise; I ask you to seek out the modship of Tiptoptradia. This quest will be long and hard saught, so you must bring together a band of trusty adventurers fit to aid you on your quest. Begin your search by heading to the dungeons of Fort [+TE+]The_Lad and ask to see the Haggis. They will know who you mean."
And so Timothy set off on his adventure to find the modship; for why he did not know, but it seemed like something he must do.
