A Deal With The Devil (Reader x Sasuke!Demon)

Day 1: 1

"Ah... Okay." My eyes filled with tears. "How a sad way to have lost my virginity."

Honestly, I thought he would regret it. But the thing in front of me did not even flinch. He remained still and a sly smirk spread across his lips. "Blame yourself for not getting laid. You should thank me."

I don't know why, but a hoarse laugh left my throat. While turning over and pulling the blanket over myself, I closed my eyes. "So, are you going to make me eggs?"

"No."

"Meh, okay."

I felt a weight be put on the bed, and I flipped over to see the man sitting down. "What should I call you by, anyway? Lucifer? Satan?"

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. Now, tell me where I will sleep."

With a groan, I sat up and threw on my Batman robe and walked into the hallway. "Come if you dare."

"No wonder you have no friends."

"Shut up, duck-ass"

While biting the inside of my cheek I walked toward a door at the end of the hall and opened it. It revealed a small bedroom.

"It looks like a closet."

A loud laugh escaped my lips and I looked over at duck-ass. "Decorate as you please. I don't give a shit as long as you pay rent and damage- if it's your damage that is. I can pay for my own." I walked into my small kitchen and said, "Alexa, play the station, Gay Pop."

The sweet sound of country music started playing and I started swinging my hips. "If it's meant to be it'll be it'll be~!!" I sang.

The duck-ass walked into his room and closed the door. A soft laugh escaped my lips. Music filled up my small kitchen and I looked at the clock.

6:45 AM

Meh. Better than I thought. I waddled to my room and put on undies, a bra, sweat pants, and a t-shirt on. "I'm tired of the fake love, show me what you're made of~!!"

I took out heavy creamed milk, 4 eggs, garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, salt, a bowl, 1/4 tsp, and a measuring cup.

I put in the 4 eggs, 1/4 of a cup of heavy creamed milk, 1/4 of onion powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. I whipped it up and put it in a pan on low. As music played I was dancing and twirling. "D-dripping in finesse, it don't make no sense!!"

"Alexa, shut the fuck up."

My head swiveled towards the voice and I faced my new roommate while pointing my spatula at them with an enraged look. "How dare you ruin the only part of the day I enjoy!!"

He was leaning against a wall in the hallway and walked forward towards me. "This place sucks. You can't even afford this shit?"

"Well I'm sorry my life isn't filled with cash."

"It's a pain in the ass I have to waste the rest of your life here." He scoffed and sat down in one of my two chairs at my little table.

I turned to him and rolled my eyes. "Is the only thing you're good for is complaining?" I mumbled while stirring my eggs and putting the tiniest bit of butter in to keep up the moist and fluffy texture.

"I have powers, dipshit."

I dropped my spatula at his words and turned off the stove as I looked at him with widened eyes. "Well show me them duck-ass!!"

"Shouldn't you be getting to work...?"

My face went pale as his dark black eyes stared me down. "I'm going..." I groaned and slugged myself into my room and put on black jeans, and a white dress shirt. Then, I went into my bathroom and cleaned up with my normal hygeine.

I walked out into the kitchen and saw my new roommate devouring my eggs.

"WHY ARE YOU EATING MY WORLD FAMOUS EGGS!?!?" I cried while sinking down to the floor.

He turned to face me and gulped down the eggs in his mouth. With a stoic face, he said, "I was hungry."

With anger consuming me, I grabbed my spatula and flung it at him. To my astonishment, he teleported behind me with a smug smirk. "These eggs are actually, not shit."

With a, "humpf." I stood up and walked towards the door. I put on some sneakers, grabbed my backpack, and picked up my keys. "I'll be back around seven pm."

"What am I supposed to do as a roomate?"

"I don't care. Get a job?"

"Okay."