A Deal With The Devil (Reader x Sasuke!Demon)

Afternoon: 3

I  don't know why, but when that asshole returned, he brought baby food. The elevator opened to reveal him with a little white plastic bag.

"Oi, ugly!" He sat down on my desk and took out the baby food and a spoon. "Eat."

My eyes widened as he stuck a spoon with puree peas in my face. "Why the fuck are you trying to feed me baby food?"

The duck ass scrunched his face and scowled. "I don't know what shithead humans eat. Just be lucky I didn't feed ya dog shit!" As I was about to retort back he stuffed the spoon in my mouth just as my coworker on the floor below walked in through the elevator.

"U-uh!"

My face burned bright red as the-

Bitchiest. Meanest. And snatchiest thing here.

That's right. I said, "snatchiest".

This girl will take anything she likes. Okay, I won't deny that Duck-Ass is attractive. Oh, I can't wait to see how this Bitch-Ass tries to seduce this Duck-Ass.

"Ooooh? Is this your boyfriend?!" Sakura asked as she ran up to me in her pink high heels that clinked against the marble floor. Her chest was on full display in a tight shirt showing her black lace bra under.

Duck-Ass pulled his spoon out of my mouth and I gulped down the baby food in my mouth. God, it's literal crap. I have no idea how babies can eat this stuff.

I glared at the man in front of me and turned my attention to Sakura. I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Those halter ugly lace bras look lumpy under their shirts, and I don't understand why girls wear those. I understand if a girl wear those with like no shirt on top, but if there is a shirt on top it just looks weird.

"Uhh... no. This is my roommate."

Sakura stood next to Duck-Ass and was looking at him up and down. "Yay! I-I mean... aw... that's a shame..." she pouted dumbly.

Dafuq.

Mentally, I face palmed. Bitch.

"So what do you want?" I quirked an eyebrow as I looked at Sakura.

She seemed annoyed as she rolled her eyes and faced me. "Buy me a fat free grande mocha latte expresso with whipped cream." (I don't know Starbucks. If you understand, I'm sorry.)

I exhaled, "Can't you get it yourself? I'm Ms. Tsunders secretary. Not yours."

Sakura smacked her thin pink glossed lips together as she blew a big pink bubble in my face. I couldn't help but pop the bubble in my face and it exploded on her face.

I let out a cackle and nearly fell out of my chair. "Pfff!!"

Duck-Ass even had a little smirk of his own. I looked over at the Pink-Bitch and stood up. "Get out of my face if you don't want worse." I eyed her while leaning forward on my desk. "And get your filthy hands off my desk, Pink-Ass."

The pinkette stormed away and I flopped down in my chair with a sigh. ¨I don't know how I haven't quit or have been fired yet,¨I said with a smile.

~TimeSkip~

After a long day of work I walked home with the Duck-Ass. As soon as I walked into our apartment I threw my shoes and tore off my bra and swung them to god knows where.

¨Freedom!!" I squirmed and whaled as I flopped on the couch. I spread myself out like a pancake and cuddled with one of my warm fluffy blankets. ¨Snuggly...¨ The Duck-Ass then squatted down in front of me and flicked my forehead. ¨Oi!¨ he shouted in my ear.

I touched my forehead, ¨Owww~ why would you hurt me like that~~~~?¨

¨I need to know why this body smells disgusting!!¨

¨Human bodies let out odors. You're supposed to clean it!¨

¨Then tell me, do you have a place for me to cleanse the filth off? Or do you pigs just sit in filth all day?¨

While pursing my lips it was my turn to inflict pain on my. ¨Baka~!!¨ I shouted as I used my fist to bonk him on the rude. ¨So disrespectful!!" A tic mark appeared on my head as I gritted my teeth. ¨Of course we clean ourselves!! It's called a shower and it's over there next to the kitchen on the right!!¨

¨One more question.¨

¨Yah?¨

¨How do you take a shower?¨

Oh god...