Uchiha VS Uchiha

Chapter 2

AN: Hey everyone, I'll be changing the writing style in the next chapter as I find this and the previous chapters are a bit rough.

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Sasuke

I should have slept outside.

That was my first thought as I got smacked in the face for the 10th time since climbing into bed. She sleeps like Naruto! I thought this would be a good start to reconnect with my family; I remember when Sarada was now born, we slept like this, with her protected between us. I never thought I would ever be so happy, but Sakura made it possible, she never gave up on me.

When Sakura and Sarada asked if we could sleep like that again, how could I say no? As much as I wanted to pound into my hot wife, I wanted to be a family again as I've denied them both my presence. It was nice to know that Sarada wanted to be so close to me, I would never admit it but I was kind of worried (not scared, because Uchiha Sasuke does not get scared like some pussy) that she would resent me for not being present in her and her mother's life but I guess I was worried for nothing.

SMACK!

FUCK! That's going to leave a bruise. Sleeps like the dope and hits like Sakura. This is not what I had in mind when I agreed to this but if it makes my family happy...

SMACK! PUNCH! KICK!

GAH! RIGHT IN THE FUCKING NUTS! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Fuck this shit. I quietly remove myself from the bed. I guess I could sleep in the guest room.

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Sarada

Hehehehehe Take that old man! Shannaro!

Snuggling up to my mama, I take stock of my accomplishments thus far; I've managed to keep him and his dirty hands of my mama, deprived him of sleep, kicked him out of bed and...hehehehehe, if he thinks he's going to catch a few hours sleep in the guest room he's got another thing coming!

Just before I changed for bed, I went into the bedroom and left a surprise for my papa. Shino sensei was teaching us about his bugs and Boruto and I burrowed (not stole) some of his bugs to build a bug army.

I know it sounds silly but we're kids and kids build bug armies with their friends! Boruto gave them to me to hide because aunty Hinata was finding all uncle Naruto's underwear with holes in them and recognized the damage as she and Shino-sensei were on the same team, so before we got caught, the bugs ended up in my hands.

Now, those bugs are going to end up all over papa as I emptied them on the sheets. I hope they infect him with some rare bug disease!

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Sasuke

That was of of the worst nights I've had in such a long time.

Stretching my bruised muscles, I walk into the kitchen and sit at the table. Sakura is already up and making breakfast with Sarada helping her. Sneaking a tiny smile at my two girls making breakfast (I'm such a lucky bastard). Whatever they're making sure smells good....

"ANATA!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!!

"MAMA! LANGUAGE!"

"Hehe, sorry honey"

"Huh?" I feel fine, what's she talking about?

"Papa, what the cuss happened to your skin? You look like like you spent the night with Akamaru, hehehehe"