Uchiha VS Uchiha

Chapter 4

AN: 'laughs nervously" hey whats up guys! You know how it is. Work. Life. Enjoy the update! Feel free to leave a review if you wish. Like seriously...

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Mitsuki

While the Hokage and his advisor was getting chidoried by Uchiha Sasuke in the middle of a crowded street, the younger generation of Konoha's best was gathered in training ground 3 to discuss their plans for the weekend.

Sarada was busy laying out the groundwork for her next move to ChoCho, her plans getting more fucked up by the second. Boruto, Shikadai and Inogen were exchanging stories about how they have been messing with their dads all week. Everyone was in good spirits while one, quiet young shinobi was standing idly by, not contributing to the conversations floating around him, but busy making plans of his own..

Smiling happily to myself and not commenting on anything my friends were plotting has become some sort of an odd norm for me. Not having my...parent..living in the village was a blessing. Can you imagine it? Can you just imagine trying to cock-block the original snake sannin? That's right, didn't think so.

This sick game has been going on for a week now and I am mildly impressed with Sarada. She not only managed to one-up her dad, but she convinced the others to follow suit. By now, there must be some really frustrated shinobi walking around Konoha with wounded egos and raging boners.

This prank would go down in the Bingo Book of pranks as the most evil, vile, engenius thing to ever come out of a teenage girl with daddy issues. Sarada Uchiha is going places.

I can't fucking stand her most times but I'll give her credit where it's due and I am more than happy to help out. Now make no mistake, she is my teammate and I have her back and she has mine ya da ya da bla bla bla, but lets get fucking real here for a second. I'm doing this for completely selfish purposes.

Everyone thinks Boruto is the sun to my moon and Sarada the unfortunate spare, but its not like that. You see, the main reason I put up with all this shit and why I'm even helping out in this at all is because..well...

I'm in love with Sarada's mom. There. I admit it.

Shocker, I know.

I didn't mean for it to happen, it just did, but isn't that how all the best love sagas go? The first time I saw Mrs. Uchiha was like a lighting bolt straight through my heart. Her infectious laugh, her sparkling jade eyes, her luscious pink locks I would just love to run my fingers through and let's not forget her banging hot body. I have soiled my sheets many a night just envisioning that little peak of creamy flesh she has exposed in that sexy outfit of hers.

She is the strongest, most beautiful, sexy and smart kunoichi to ever walk this earth! I put up with Sarada's insufferable know-it-all attitude just so I can be within smelling distance of Mrs. Uchiha's sweet tantalizing aroma. I nearly died when she put her soft hands on my body to heal a nearly fatal injury (note to self; get hurt more often so Mrs. Uchiha can touch me). It was her glowing beauty that brought me back. Then the worst thing imaginable happened.

Sasuke fucking Uchiha.

Back. For good. Here. Sleeping next to my woman!

I am aware of how crazy I sound but why! Why? Why did the wandering vagrant come back? It's not like anyone wants his emo looking ass here! I thought it was game over the second I heard he was back. Thank all the fucking gods for Sarada's quick thinking or I would be contemplating offing myself what with all the wild thoughts my adolescent self could dredge up of Mr. Uchiha putting his old emo vagabond dick in my sweet Cherry Blossom. The fucking HORROR!