(credit: @Sanuli)
a woman buys a house and strangely decides to name it. She decided to call it the first thing she heard when she turned on the T.V.. She hears 'Harry but' so that's what she called it. Then she gets a dog and names it the same way, but using the radio instead. She hears the word 'crack' so that's what she called it. A month or so later she loses crack and calls the police. A guard came and asked what's wrong and she (with a very strong American accent) said,"Please, I've looked all over my Hairy butt but I can't find my crack". The perplexed guard says "I have a solution."
"you do?"
"yes"
the guard hands her a razor. Then he said, "Please shave"
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some random thoughts that I decided to write down...
Randomthese are some random thoughts and things I do that I weirdly decided to write down. enjoy! also contains jokes and riddles!!! WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VERY HIGH LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ©COPYRIGHT @Shauna_the_unicorn™ ®ALL RI...
