A/N: This one is something that happened to me and @SuzyKins at school a while ago and I thought it was kind of funny so I decided to post it.
So we were in this group of four and it was me, Suzy, and two guys from the class ahead of us and Suzy got kinda hyper and started kicking the guy in front of me (he was in our group and facing me) and she did this for ages and then he kicked her back in the shins lightly and I just kicked him in the ballz and went, "that's for kickin' Suzy!" And he was just there like "oh my god ur both so crazy", and I just like sat back in my chair and I was just like, "don't wanna mess with this, bitch."
later on in class: we were all given sweets and stuff by this girl who came into the school and me and Suzy went crazy hyper because she had coke and I had filled a small lunchbox with marshmallows and the guy in front of me was still going on about how crazy we are and I told both of the boys sitting in front of us that Suzy bit me on the arm loads of times (she actually does, but it isn't sore or anything) and they were just like "she does not!" And I was like "uh huh!" And I showed them the bite marks on my arm and they just started staring at us like we were psychopaths.
Later on in class: So the guy in front of me started messing with the light on my keychain on my pencil case and I was getting annoyed and all of a sudden I whisper-shouted at him "if you turn that thing on one more time, I'll stab you with my compass!" (You know, the thing for drawing circles) and he started flicking the light again just to annoy me so I kept my word and stabbed him (lightly) on his knuckles and he was just like "fuck, she was serious!" to the guy next to him and me and Suzy were practically falling off of our chairs laughing. Then at the end of school I told his sister to tell him that I'll stab him properly next time!
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