I wonder why @SuzyKins calls Pegasus's pegacorn's. I think she thinks that a Pegasus isn't the same as a unicorn with wings, which it TOTES IS.
NINJA UNICORNS UNITE!!!!!!!!
Do you know anyone who can't burp? I can't burp. Neither can Niall Horan. Coincidence? I think not!
We are the hashtag generation.
Dried fruits are just glorified raisins.
In case you haven't noticed, I am a wee bit sarcastic. And by a wee bit, I mean THE MOST SARCASTIC PERSON ON EARTH. It's like,
When God Made Me:
*pouring a drop of sarcasm from a plastic cup into me*
"And just a pinch of sarcasm", said God.
*drops whole cup in*
"Whoopsee!"
When someone does something stupid, I like to say "smart" really sarcastically right to their faces.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
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some random thoughts that I decided to write down...
De Todothese are some random thoughts and things I do that I weirdly decided to write down. enjoy! also contains jokes and riddles!!! WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VERY HIGH LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ©COPYRIGHT @Shauna_the_unicorn™ ®ALL RI...
