First night together inside the house
"Hey (Y/n)" Jungkook called out.
"Yeah?" (Y/n) answers.
"If you were walking to the bus stop and you got there in time but the bus didn't stop for you, did you miss the bus or did the bus miss you?"
"..."
(Y/n)'s inner thoughts:
What the fuck?
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"How could you let my wife die, you bastard?!" Jungkook yelled at Sangmin.
"I'm sorry, okay?! I only have a secret technique of running away!"
"Did you just make a Jojo's reference?!"
"Jungkook, what are you talking about?! Your wife just died, there is no time to make a Jojo's reference!"
"There's always time for a Jojo's reference!"
"Okay, fine! I was making a Jojo's reference!"
Both are crying like idiots.
Suga wakes up.
Suga's inner thoughts:
What the fuck is going on?
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"Welcome to the Toy book series, all this will be for nothing since you won't be in most of the time! Characters, introduce yourself!"
"I'm an internet meme!"- Ken
"I'm a great badass"- Leo
"I'm a great cook"- Namjoon
................... (In the distance) Too soon...
"Well, I'm going to be an actual interesting character-"- Hakyeon
"Shut up Nikki Minaj or Naruto, come back when you're a main character"- Jungkook
(Cue sad music for Hakyeon)
"Hey, I have chapter time!"- Hakyeon
"Don't listen to him N, you're my main character-"- Yonghee
"Shut up Yonghee, come back when you're not a disposal character"- Hakyeon
(Cue sad music for Yonghee)
(In the distance) Too soon....
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"Mommy!" The twins called.
"Yes?" (Y/n) answered.
"Daddy took our candy!"
"Which candy?"
"Our snickers!"
"Well of course, that's your dad's favorite"
"And also our strawberry lollipops!"
(Hint: The twins' favorite candy is strawberry lollipops)
(Y/n)'s mom mode activated.
(Y/n) goes into the room where Jungkook and Taehyung are playing and are sucking on the strawberry lollipops.
(Y/n) points a finger at Jungkook and Jungkook pauses the game and looks at (Y/n).
"... What?"
(Y/n) inhales.
"Listen here, you little fucker-"
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"Save me!" (Y/n) yelled.
"Don't worry, I got you!" Jungkook running out of nowhere.
"You won't have her!" Sangmin yelled at Jungkook.
"You're right, I won't"
"..... what?"
"Because I love you"
Jungkook and Sangmin walking off together, linking arms.
"Now that's adorable, I just can't"- (Y/n)
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"Bro, I had the weirdest dream ever"- Jungkook
"What was it?"- Taehyung
"You and I were fucking"- Jungkook
"What?"- Taehyung
"I know right, I'd never do you"- Jungkook
"You wouldn't?"- Taehyung
"I mean, if you want-"- Jungkook
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#PrayforTaesass2K18
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That's all for now, I hope some of these made you laugh somehow.
If you want me to make a part 2 then tell me in the comments.
Thank you~
Bye bye~ o(￣ヘ￣o＃)
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Toy 2
FanfictionReader X Jungkook With (Y/n) being gone, Jungkook has lost all hope. Suddenly someone gone has showed up, will Jungkook cope with it? Yonghee, Hakyeon, and Leo's story begins here... well kinda. FIRST BOOK: Toy
