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What the heck? Why do people like reading about me complain about life very vaguely?

I'm thinking of trying to eat healthier and having a regular sleep schedule....the sleeping part is mostly for my dog. If I'm awake he's awake, on alert at all times. My dog hates my brother....and I would trust my dog with my life so looks like my brother needs to go. (I'm joking but seriously, he's 22 and lives with his dad. Not that I'll probably be any better.) Today I heard a 6th grader yell "Suck my hypothetical penis!" And I've never related more in my life.

I want this

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I want this. Now. Please.

My only goal in life is to have 69% battery life and the time to be 4:20 at the same time

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My only goal in life is to have 69% battery life and the time to be 4:20 at the same time.

My phone had a seizure

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My phone had a seizure.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Yes. Yes I do.

Okay I was just looking for something to do while my room cooled off so I could actually sleep. Have a nice day/night.

Sad Alex out.

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