*guy is telling me about how he totally got some last night* Random dude: *walks up* quit flirting, you just want to get some. Guy: I actually got some last night. Me, who knows how that sounds: *wants to die* WiTh HIS gIrlFrIeNd, NOT ME! Random dude: mmhhmmm
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This other guy at my school sent me a friend request in Facebook bc I made a SpongeBob dick joke. Nice. (from now on the 69th word will always be Nice)
I really need to grow up and stop making dirty jokes. I apologize, but it made me friends so.... I'll wait a couple more years.
Fun fact: I'm friends with all three of my ex's.
Fun story: I dated a guy I met on death run that lived in Maine and we never officially broke up, he just blocked me on Instagram and stopped talking to me...so I have dated 4 people but I don't count death run guy.
Yeah....I know...I have problems. Also another fun fact: the Guy from the first part of this chapter that was bragging is my ex. .... yeah...I have problems....
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Look at Ash....I love Ash...but he kinda got destroyed the other day ...I no longer have ash. Also.... ignore the dirty mirror.....and my ugly face....just look at Ash.
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