Journal Thing

N O~A H

That's no, ah. Not Noah.

Anyway, anyone want to go steal a shopping cart and recreate this image with me?

I want to be a tumblr gay.

Also I really want to just kiss a guy in a shopping cart in the middle of the road, because that's a good idea.

This is my future wife/husband who agrees to wear a dress for me/Nonbinary person who is totally okay with dresses wedding dress, they can suck it. THEY GOTTA CLEAR A PATH, THEY GOTTA MAKE AN ENTRANCE WHO THE FUCK CARES IF ITS TERRIBLE AND COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS! Not me , that's who. MAYBE, my partner.....but if so we aren't meant to be. Thats just the way it is. If my partner falls out of an airplane, who cares they will have a mothofucking parachute dress.....one modification though... we'll put pockets on it. Just right on the cleavage two nice pockets, gotta store those flowers.

We can hide the bridesmaids and groomsmen under that thing. They will shuffle down the isle and when they reach me all the people underneath will just come out one by one.
Waiiiitttt noooo boiiiiii how funny would it be to watch the person try to kiss the bride and like can't get to her and she's just like "WeLl BiTcH, I sEe I'm TOO much To haNdle FoR you, if YOU can't KiSs mE tHen we ain't married."

I'm sorry, I always have headaches and only post on this book when I'm high on the very strong medication and then read this dumb shit the mornings after like "Oh... dear, no. Honey, what were you THINKING?" and then never delete these chapters because then I'd never post.

Goodnight, I have very important test tomorrow. I haven't studied and I'm going to fail.