Nobody Can Replace you/Shyland Fanfic

My Life

Rylands pov

"No Shane,ah no that's so gross"I cringed as I saw shane sticking up his fingers up his butt

He sticked out his tounge at me
"I swear your the weirderst person I know"I tried keeping my sereious look but failed

"But yet your still dating me"he made a kissing face waiting for me to kiss him

I leaned in and kissed his cheek

"Cheek?really?"shane had a schocked expression since i always kiss him on the lips

"Go wash your hands first"I said pointing my finger to the kitchen

"Ahh fine"he groaned and stood up making his way towards the kitchen

I laughed and shook my head
Just then shane's phone started ringing

"Shane your phone is ringing!"I shouted for him to hear me since he had the water running

"Just answer it for me!"he shouted back

I grabbed his phone that was sitting in the small,brown table 

I checked the caller ID and said "Queen👑" I smiled and answered it

"Whats up drew,shane is in the kitchen"I said looking over at shane who now had his mouthful with cheeseitz

"Hello Bitchhh!!oh and just wanted to know,when do I need to buy the adult diapers?"drew asked,what?! Adult diapers?!

"uh shane?"I looked over at shane who was was swallowing his snacks

"Drew is asking when does he need to buy the adult diapers?"I'm so confused

"Oh!"he ran and took the phone out of my hands

"Oh hey queen! And buy them later today...yea...okay..thanks bye!"shane hanged up and gave me a smile

"What was that all about?"I chuckled

"Well I wanted to buy adult diapers because I wanted to try them out on uno!"he said running away covering his mouth from laughing

"What!!"I laughed so hard that tears were about to fall

Uno came in the room but soon left as shane tried to pet him,yea I guess uno knows

"What for tho?"I asked calming myself down from all the laughing

"Ya know just for fun"he shrugged and sat down

"Oh my god Shane,uno is going to hate you for this" I said as uno came back and layed down in my lap

"Doesn't he already?"shane said lookin at uno,the golden retreiver just looked at him probably judging him

I shook my head smiling

Welcome to my life everyone