H.P- UMM may I just ask …… umm……. Who is Voldemort???
*HERMIONE READY TO SMACK HARRY ON THE HEAD*
S.S- OH MY GOSH POTTER!!!
V- *smiles and speaks unconsciously* mommy I want a pony!
R.W- *SHOCKED* BLOODY HELL HARRY!!
A.D – Oh Harry my son. He is the one who murdered your parents…..
S.S- ughhhhhh. That filthy Godfather of yours gave them away!
*SIRIUS BLACK ENTERS THE DOOR*
S.B- Did I just hear my name??
H.G- FINALLY!!!SOME ONE USED THE DOOR!!!
S.S- *LOOKS AT HERMIONE AND MOVES HIS HEAD IN HOPELESSNESS*
SIRIUS!! YOU…..YOU…..DOG!!!........YOU BETRAYED .. LILY!!!
S.B- OH snivellious!! I dint betray them!!!!!
S.S- LIAR!!!!YOU …. YOU ARE THE REASON THEY ARE DEAD!!YOU ARE THE REASON LILY IS DEAD!!
*LOOKS AT HARRY* You have your mothers eyes
*SIRIUS ENHALES IN FRUSTRATION*
H.P- *GIVES SIRIUS ANGRY EYES* what colour were her eyes?
S.S- They were greenish blue
H.P- ooh………..but mine are ……………*EVERYTHING GOES COLD AND DARK**TRAIN STOPS WITH A JERK*
H.G- ugh!!!!!!the train stopped?we can be here yet!Professor Dumboldore! Whats happening?
A.D- it’s the…………………..
*black clothes dude comes in*
R.W- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT’S THE DEMENTORS!!!
H.P- THE WHA……………………………… *HARRY HEARS SOMEONE SCREAM HIS NAME*
*REMUS LUPIN ENTERS*
R.L- EXPECTO PATRONUM
*FLASH OF LIGHT AND HARRY FAINTS*
*HARRY GETS UP*
R.L- HMMM eat chocolate it helps!
H.P-WHA……?OH YA THAX. By the way who screamed my name?
H.G-no one screamed your name harry!
*gives a sweeeet look*
H.P- but i………………..*LOOK AT SIRIUS* YOU ……………. YOU KILLED THEM! YOU BETRAYED THEM!
R.L- NO Harry someone did betray your parents but that wasn’t Black
*TAKES OUT A WEIRD LOOKING MAP*
H.P- WHATTTT!!!!!!! THEN who was it??????
S.B- It was HIM!!!
*POINTING AT RON WHO HAS A RAT IN HIS HAND*
R.W-WHO ME? HES MENTAL! I DIDN’T BETRAY THEM! I WASN’T EVEN BORN YET! Or maybe I was…..
S.B- OOOOOO!!!!NOT YOU , YOU IDIOT!! YOUR RAT!!!
H.G- HIS WHAT?
S.B- GIRL HIS RAT!
S.S- oh seriously Sirious? Are you going to blame a rat? Well ive heard that it is horrible to see a dementors kiss and ofcourse to experience it but I will take my chance. I will make sure the dementors kiss you.!
S.B- Oh Snivellious! Go play with your chemistry set!
S.S- well well! Vengeance is sweet!
A.D- come on now Snape! Let him speak!I Want to know.
*WAVES WAND AND POP CORN APPEAR*
*LOOK AT HERMIONE AND RON*
A.D- would you like to have some?
H.G- WHAT?!!!!! *SHOCKED*
R.W-Yes please! *ANGEL FACE*
H.G-but Professor don’t you already know? Ive read you are the greatest wizard in the whole world! Even better than Voldermort!
A.D- oh thank you dear!
V- NOOOOOOOO! I AM THE GREATEST WIZARD!!
H.G- SHUT IT!!! Please continue Mr. Black. J
R.L- Harry the one who betrayed your parents was no one but their own best friend! PETER PETEGRIEW! YOUR RAT WEASLEY!
*DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA (background music)*
R.W- UMM but he’s dead remember?!
H.G- UGH. How do you know?????
*gives Ron an angry look*
R.L-The map…… it showed me Peter’s name.
S.S-Say what??? The map is a lie!!!
S.B- The map never lies!!!!!
A.D- hmm my office both of you………..of course after this mess is cleared.
*happily eats pop corn*
V- oohhh cuddly snake *still unconscious*
H.P- then why don’t you prove it?
*Helplessly nods at unconscious Voldermort*
S.B- Dumbledore……………
*Dumbledore swings wand and points at Ron’s rat*
*Bright light and rat turns to be Peter*
R.W- AAAAAAAAAAA MY RAT!!!
*Hermione is shocked* *Harry sits from anxiety*
*Voldermort wakes up*
V- UGH NO NO WAIT………………WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!
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When two Potter heads collide
AcakThis is what happens when you put two potter heads in a physics class with a bunch of papers and pens! This journey continues in Maths and Chemistry classes. Read to know whats inside. Curosity does kill the cat!
