Bespren Kong Bakla (Working Version)

6th Episode - Fail

6th Episode - Fail

< Demi's POV >

Pumasok ako sa loob ng clinic at dumiretso na ako sa unang curtain kung saan akala ko nakapwesto ang istupidong homo na yun, pero wala palang taong nakapwesto dito. Psh. I proceed to the next. Nandun na siya, nakahiga sa kama at wala ang kanyang galamay na bobita. Huh. The duo of desperate ingrates na patay na patay sa boyfriend at pinsan ko. Good. I hold them by the neck.

Napansin ko namang nagkalat ang mga Jackstones pieces sa floor. Oh come on! For the love of Christ! Srsly?! These guys are freaking mental! Why would they scatter effin jackstones pieces all over this place?! Do they still even play jackstone?! Oh damn it! They're the most immature people I've ever met! Dang!

I tiptoe across the room para maiwasan ang mga nagkalat. HELLO?! I'm not gonna pick those. Yeeesh! Just imagine the germs I get if I do so. Yuck.

Lumapit ako sa natutulog na homo at...I'm gonna do something really really really evil. Mwahahahahaha! >:D

*step*

"OUCH!" sigaw ko sabay bigla na lang akong nadulas at nadiretso sa baklang natutulog at...

*THUD!*

I was closing my eyes nang mahulog ako dun sa natutulog na bakla kasi I don't want to face him and kyaaaaaaa! The embarassment! >/////////<

I slowly look up to the sleeping alien and heave a sigh when I saw him still asleep. Dang! He's a heavy sleeper! The impact was loud enough to wake a neighborhood up and still he's asleep. Weird fella.

I squirm and twist to get off of him when he suddenly move about and tilts his head directly in front of my face. Nanlaki ang mga mata ko nang nakita ko upclose ang mukha niya.

His hair was ruffled in a very disturbing manner (translation/what she really thinks: HOT manner), eyelashes were so ewwww (attractively long), nose were as flat as hell (perfectly carved), lips as chapped as damn (soft red kissable lips), and complexion sooo damn irritating! (fair and soft complexion)

Studying this GAY, makes me wanna throw up. Can he even get uglier? (DAMN THIS GAY'S TEMPTING! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THIS COOL.)

UGH! Stop all these nonsense Demi! You're here to ruin him! Right. I was REALLY about to get off him when the funniest thing happened.

I move. He moves. I was about to get off. He put his arms around me and sinks me back on the bed with him. I turn completely red when I saw his saw several inches away from mine.

And then I heard it beating so wildly.

*dugdug* *dugdug*

No, this isn't effin possible! HE'S A GAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I...I can't believe I'm attracted to him...

*dugdug* *dugdug*

I hear him whisper. "Hmmm....fafa GD...."

*dugdug* *dugdug*

Did...did he just mentioned my name?! I can't hear him properly because it's as if his talking in his sleep and I can't make out the words. But swear I heard him say "DEMI".

GOLLY!

*dugdug dugdug dugdug dugdug*

 

"Hmm...GD..."

*dugdug dugdug dugdug dugdug*

WTF. He said DEMI! CALM DOWN YOU DAMNED HEART! Please! I'm palpitating in here!

I can't believe for the first time of my life, I wanted to lie down just for awhile with someone and study his angelic face.

FCK WHAT?! I WANNA LIE DOWN WITH HIM?! STUDY HIS ANGELIC FACE?! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!

SHT.

Dali-dali akong tumayo mula sa pagkakahiga ko kaya siguro naalimpungatan ang bakla kaya siya nagising at tumingin sakin.

"D-Deminyita? Anong ginagawa mo dito?" mataray na tanong niya sakin.

Oh bish! Anong isasagot ko?!

"Ahh...uhmm...Lalasunin ka sana! HMP! Makaalis na nga lang! Inaaaksaya ko lang ang panahon ko sayo! Diyan ka na nga!" mataray din na sagot ko sabay walkout.

Pagkasara ko ng pintuan ng clinic, nasandal ako dun. Sheeetz. What the hell was that back there?

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