Muddle on! (#Wattys2016)

Chapter 7

     Dear Albert,

 

     Remind me never, and I mean never ever let me drink and play any kind of board games with Ted. Never! NEVER! You ask me why? Because I freaking woke up on the lawn in front of a supermarket wearing male clothes. How did I get there?

 

      I really want to know it myself…

     MB

 

     “YOU’RE A FREAKING CHEATER!” I yelled dropping my monopoly cards on the table. Then reached to take off my t-shirt.  

     Don’t be too shocked. I was actually only one decent while the rest of the players sat half-naked. Ted for example had lost his t-shirt and pants two drinks ago. I won't even deny that I was thrilled at seeing his nicely shaped shoulders and ripped torso. Oh, believe me I was. Very much so. 

     Jimmy, the blond guy, who came with Ted, was sitting in his boxers. Though, unlike Ted, he still had his shirt on. Kevin, who joined us shortly Ted and Jimmy had showed up, was still wearing his pants. Unlike Jimmy, he has lost his shirt and like Ted was flashing his beautiful body left and right. There was also Karen. Karen came along with Kevin. From the look of it they were best friends. She has lost her clothes too, and sat only wearing her bra and undies. Even Tinley, who never wore even a swim suit in public, had to take off her oversized t-shirt. That left her only in cami, but out of the six of us, she was the most soused. 

     You'd think a game of monopoly was innocent one. It usually was, but only if you don’t have to take your clothes off or have a shot of some liquor, every time you had to go to jail. I mean it’s fun while it lasts and all, but we were on its second round and we had settled on three turns. So naturally, when all of us would be stripped off the clothes, we will have to drink. And since Kevin brought more booze when he arrived. The alcohol shortage was no longer an issue.

     I huffed in annoyance and threw my t-shirt into the face of snickering Karen. That made her laugh even harder. If she wouldn't clutch onto the table, she would have fell off the chair. Speaking of Karen. Karen was Kevin's friend. She liked to hang out with the rest of the guys, but mostly with Kevin. Kevin in return looked at her the special way. Not lustfully, but with a hidden admiration. Despite that she was breathtakingly gorgeous with her bright blue eyes and dazzling smile, she was only a friend. Briefly she explained that she studied in the same college with the boys. Even though in the beginning some of them tried to date her, they somehow outgrew the romantic part and just stayed buddies. Besides, she was a cool down-to-earth person. I instantly took a great liking of her. It would be nice to expand my circle of friend, even though Tins would be my one and only.  

     While I was busy glaring at Karen I felt a hand squeezing my boob. I gasped and turned my head towards Jimmy who was staring at my chest area. “They ARE real!” he exclaimed causing everyone to burst in giggles.

     “Idiot!” I hit his arm that made his laughter double in volume.

     “Who knew you have such nice assets, Bells,” Ted chimed.

     “If you don’t want me to get there and stick my foot into your butt, you better shut up,” I threatened him. Ted only snickered and shook his head. No doubt thinking something very dirty.