Did anyone ever wonder why on Valentine's Day there is always so much chocolate in stock?
Well, if you think it's because people want to give it as a gift to someone, then you are wrong.
The real reason behind it, is so that after casting a patronus, you eat some chocolate! Because by now everyone should know that Valentine's Day is the day that dementors seem to taunt the single people! The chocolate is only sold in heart decorated boxes for cover so the dementors don't catch on and too believe it's meant for gift-giving!
We have been lied to this whole time!
(Of course this is all a joke! But it was just something that occurred to me in a very random moment! Hope you enjoyed that XD)
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