The chinese woman ran after them, she didnt have good eyesight and ran straight into a cactus. A prickle went into her boob, she screamed "MUSTARD!!!". The antelope heard her cry, he loved mustard. He couldnt help but turn around to see if there was mustard. Shreks phone rang, he answered it, it was willy wonka. Him and voldemort wanted to come over for a sleepover, to stop all the fighting shrek decided to invite the poo the antelope and the chinese woman aswell, they agreed and went to shreks house.
They opened the door and were greeted with smells of avocado with a hobo toe and caramel. The antelope loved all these things, and felt right at home. They all got into their sleeping bags. The chinese woman purposely put her sleeping bag next to poos. She smelled of dumplings. Before he knew, his finger was getting a boner. He put his hand under the sleeping bag, hoping she couldint
see. Her elbows started twitching. It was clear what was going to happen next.......
They would order italian food, and watch frozen. Poo cuddled up to voldemort, the chinese woman and willy wonka cuddled. The antelope grazed in the bog. And even shrek and donkey were happy and were not fighting, everything seemed perfect, until all of a sudden, GIGANTIC pickles rained from the sky. Inbarged a chinese man, he grabbed hold of the chinese woman and took her away, leaving poor willy wonka alone.
The only good news, is that now poo and voldemort can be together until the chinese woman and harry potter come back.
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