Voldemort went to hold poos hand, he was so shocked to see the dickfingers. He whispered into poos ear "Meet me in the bog". Voldemort got up and left saying he was going to the bathroom, two minutes afterwards poo did the same, willy wonka didnt notice he was too busy on tinder, and shrek and donkey were too busy giving each other mannypetties. He walked out and voldemort had changed into a small tight cape. Poo expected him to do something really sexy. But instead he lifted his arm, to reveal a hairy tuft, in the moonlight he could just about make out it was a vagina. Him and the chinese woman werent the only ones. They both went behind the shed. And barbecued pork, it was perfect but they didnt have peace for long. Out of nowhere harry potter landed on his broomstick, with whinnie the pooh on the back. Harry was not happy that voldemort had barbecued with someone else. Pooh was not happy, as harry had brought another poo into the area. Harry and voldemort did not argue for long. They started whispering things into each others ears, they went off into the shed. The two poos heard groans, and then they could smell smoke and beef. They went back inside to see what everyone else was doing. Willy had ordered himself a lady umpalumpa. Shrek and donkey were gone fishing, the two poos decided to cuddle and have a nap. As winnie the pooh was getting changed into his pyjamas, poo noticed he didnt have normal toes he had ... dicktoes.
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