So Luciano and Flavio both speak Latin and Italian, right?????
So I imagine that Italian brothers vs. Telemarketer goes as follows:
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Telemarketer: Hi, if I could have a moment for a survey-Luciano: Scusa, cosa?
Telemarketer: What? I'm sorry, I think I misheard you.
Luciano: Non posso capirti, signora.
Telemarketer: Sir, do you or does anyone in your house speak English?
Luciano: Aspetta, lasciami passare il telefono a mio fratello.
*Luciano hands the phone to Flavio*
Telemarketer: Hello?
Flavio: Hello!
Telemarketer: Hi, if I could have a-
Flavio: Frater, erras, cum te Ego tradam in phone ad me.
Telemarketer: Oh, not this again.
Flavio: Deesset, si posset esse magna auxilium loquetur lingua mea. Anglis enim operor non intellego.
Telemarketer: Does anyone in your house speak English?
Flavio: Pullus notitia decurrit.
Telemarketer: *Frustrated scream* *Hangs up*
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