I Just Thought Of This Really Stupid Concept

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So Luciano and Flavio both speak Latin and Italian, right?????

So I imagine that Italian brothers vs. Telemarketer goes as follows:
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Telemarketer: Hi, if I could have a moment for a survey-

Luciano: Scusa, cosa?

Telemarketer: What? I'm sorry, I think I misheard you.

Luciano: Non posso capirti, signora.

Telemarketer: Sir, do you or does anyone in your house speak English?

Luciano: Aspetta, lasciami passare il telefono a mio fratello.

*Luciano hands the phone to Flavio*

Telemarketer: Hello?

Flavio: Hello!

Telemarketer: Hi, if I could have a-

Flavio: Frater, erras, cum te Ego tradam in phone ad me.

Telemarketer: Oh, not this again.

Flavio: Deesset, si posset esse magna auxilium loquetur lingua mea. Anglis enim operor non intellego.

Telemarketer: Does anyone in your house speak English?

Flavio: Pullus notitia decurrit.

Telemarketer: *Frustrated scream* *Hangs up*

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