Santiago: I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE OF YOU LITTLE BUTT CHILDREN OF THE EXCREMENT PILE POKES MY CHEEK AGAIN I'M GONNA NUKE FRANCE
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Kuro: ALLEN HAS GAYBYS
Allen: I don't have kids
Kuro: no it's gay rabies what part of- oooohhhhh
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Teacher: Siegfried?
Siegfried: anal!
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Liara(my friend): dear evan handsen we've been way too out of touch-
Luciano/me: SCREAMS
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Flavio: YOU CAN'T SUE ME YOU'RE A BURRITO
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Half the class: *sings the veggie tales theme song*
Luciano: I'm scared
Siegfried: j o i n u s
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Kuro: MY L E G *throws fake arm*
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Violet: LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT-
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Flavio: we're detectives now
Luciano: why
Flavio: books
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Oliver: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE E D U C A T I O N A L
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James: *bodyslams Allen* FOR WHAT, HITHER MAY, SHALL THE EAGLE TAKE FLIGHT IN AN HOUR OF NEED-
Allen: *screeching over James' line*
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Francios: my project grade is going to be the same as me
Francios: a failure
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Luciano: I'M DEPRESSED BUT IT'S PIZZA DAY
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Viktor: I've been here for an hour and I want to go home
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Zao: I'LL DRINK ALL YOUR WEED
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Zao: FIGHT ME SMALL MONKEY
Kuro: YOU'RE HIGH
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Luciano: how gay is too gay
Flavio: no
Luciano: gay?
Flavio: yes
YOU ARE READING
The BIGGER Book Of 2p
RandomHi! I'm Gaydar and I have opinions! Come look at the second book of my versions of the 2ps! Complete with oneshots, Q&As, minishots, headcannons, scenarios, parodies, drawings, concepts, and basically whatever else I come up with!
