Violet: *points blade at Santiago* talk, scales.
Santiago: thaaaat's a sword
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Santiago: forgive me for being blunt, but what the fresh fuck
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Santiago:that's a better idea
Siegfried: exactly!
Santiago: did I say better I meant mind-bogglingly stupid
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Luciano: I'm bisexual
Santiago: which means you can have a male partner
Luciano: yes
Santiago: or a female partner
Luciano: yes
Santiago: so does that mean that when you're single you're on standbi?
Luciano:（；¬＿¬)
Santiago:╰(✧∇✧╰)
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James: *dates Violet*
Santiago: haha ok
Santiago: hurt my best friend and I'll kill you
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Flavio: Santi!!!!! *cri*
Santiago: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK WHAT'S WRONG
Flavio: I hurt my finger while cooking...
Santiago: ur lucky I love u *kisses him*
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