Dare #22 - From HetaFanLance

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Leo: Whoops. It seems I have created a portal so that the people writing requests can get here. -says as if she didn't know and reveals Hetafanlance-

HetaFanLance: Hello! Call me Lance. Here is my order! I mean...request. I dare Prussia and Hungary to fight in the boxing ring -points to boxing ring- which I have supplied. There will be five rounds. Whoever wins the most rounds wins the fight. No items can be used. (I'm looking at you, Hungary, and your EXTREMELY overpowered frying pan.) Only fist-fighting. There are seats so the others can watch Prussia fly across the room—

Prussia: What coward do you take the awesome me for?!

Lance: — I mean, watch him hit the floor - Er... Watch a totally balanced fight where Prussia has a chance of winning...? By the way, there's popcorn and soda (and HAMBURGERS) —

America: All right! -runs to the hamburgers-

Lance: —supplied by you guessed it, me. I'll post this on youtube later. Thank you!

Leo: Okay! Thanks for being here. You may have a V.I.P front row seat, so you can see the blood that appears on their faces!

Lance: Woo! -sits in chair and holds camera-

Prussia and Hungary: -jumps into the ring-

Germany: -reads over rules again and dings bell-

//Round One...FIGHT!//

Prussia: -dives toward Hungary with outstretched arms-

Hungary: -moves out of the way-

Prussia: -crashes to the ground-

Hungary: -divebombs onto Prussia's back, holding him down-

Germany: One....two...

Hungary: Who is the awesome one now, Prussia?

Prussia: I...I am! -throws her off and slams her to the ground-

Hungary: -widens eyes in surprise-

Germany: One...Two...Three! Prussia is the winner of the first round!

Leo and America: -does a spit take-

Leo: That escalated too quickly.

Lance: Woah there.

Prussia: Victory beer! -drinks a whole bottle of beer-

//Round Two...FIGHT!//

Hungary and Prussia: -both charge at each other-

Hungary: I will win this time!

Prussia: Whatever you say, little girl. -smirk-

Hungary: -pushes him to the ground- I am not a girl!

Prussia: Prove it! -gets on his feet-

Hungary: -hesitates-

Prussia: -dropkicks her-

Hungary: -dodges and tackles him in a headlock-

Prussia: No! -squirms-

Germany: One...Two...Three! Hungary wins the round!

Austria: -waves Hungary's flag-

//Round Three...FIGHT!//

Prussia and Hungary: -circles around the ring-

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