Ritchie toizer~

5

Its fucking night Tozier go to sleeeeeep I say trying to shut him up

Look all im saying is beverley should fucking be with bill and henry aka the ass should be having se-

BEEP  BEEP RITCHIE
I said covering his mouth

Thank goodness you fucking shut up. I would have never herd the end of it

-----time skip brought to u by BAD BITCH----

Greta towerd over us hey fucker ! She spat

Hey oh hold on I gotta answer this phone I said making my hand a phone shape and putting it on my ear

Oh...ok... um greta this is the 80s calling they said they want there bitch back I said

And she rolled her eyes

Oh o have somthing for you I said and put my hand in my poket and pulled my hand out showing her the finger

Earning a laugh from ritchie

Then she said this

I slept with your dad last night there would have been loys of noises from the room wasnt there

Which me and ritchie gave her the "bitch what the fuck " face

Henry probly fucked your mom last night u should be expecting twins Bitch I said flipping her of as I go

--lunch BITCHHHH-----  

I Orderd the canteen lunch
Witch was

-Peas
-corn
-chickan & gravy
-jello
And milk

Richie got the same but bill got pizza whitch I took a slice  brcause a. He wasnt eating and b. He was making out with becky  and ritchie took one too

Lets go shit head

Ok cunt he said

A/n
Ok I admit this is short ficked up and stanlys dating ben like wtf yeah this story is fucking stupid / retarded so yeah.....also ritchie dosnt start to like lina at first but then after he falls in love with her so that wont be untill like fucking chapter 40-67 and ill include smut/lemon also do u guys think I should make a eddie kaspbrack x reader called

"Pill bottles and asthma"
Yeah u know what I might if yA'Ll think I should  um if I do then the description will be amazing dont fucking steal my ideas or ill bop u BiTcH DONT YA'LL THINK ILL BE TRIPPIN CAUSE ILL BOP U BITCH TRY ME TRY MEEEEE

-BYEEE FROM YOUR ANGRY BEST BITCHHHHH

-BYEE BITCHESSSS