The tormented( Naruto fanfic)

Chapter 4-Ryu Ishihana

Hi guys, I'm back. and guess who I brought with me!!! :D My Oc. Huehuehue Naruto, brace yourself. >;D

~Somewhere far away
Naruto sneezed and shivered. "I' m so dead."

Now onto with the story.

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"Should have known better," Naruto sobbed, " I should have just stayed in bed. His soooo late! It's been 4 freaking hours!" The group of four was practically dead by now, withering under the scorching sun that hung above them. "Hey, guys!" Kakashi greeted. A maniacal laugh came from Naruto as he plotted what he was going to do to Kakashi. "...first, I'll castrate him.." Kakashi immediately covered his family jewels,"...and then feed it to him... And then after then, I'll replace his organs with female ones. After that I'll throw him into a brothel...huehuehue.." The aura that leaked from naruto was overwhelming. But this has yet to end. "..no wait but first, I'll have to finish this ritual first.." Kakashi looked over Naruto's shoulder only to see the most horrifying thing he have ever seen. I think just by looking at it will kill anyone. ANYONE. Somewhere far away, Hiruzen who was sitting in front of his crystal ball chocked out blood and fell to the ground, dead. (Naw, their all right :D we can't just kill them off like that can we?" Naruto was mashing animal's
--------censored------- and mixing them with human's------- censored--------from who knows where he got that from. After that he poured them over the voodoo doll. He chanted something before releasing his hands from a clasped position. "Opps. I wrote the wrong name, how careless of me! :P" Naruto said as he boinged his head with fist. On the voodoo doll wrote "Orochimaru" 'How can that be a careless mistake! Kakashi's name doesn't even start with a 'o' ' everyone thought as they paled and the atmosphere tensed. Meanwhile, somewhere faarrrr away. A black hole opened out of nowhere and black, dark chains came out of it and pierced the snake bastard through his heart. He dropped down blood flowed from his mouth. A pool of red welled around the said person. (Sorry but We can't just kill him like this can we :3 bummer) "Orochimaru sama!" A certain glasses boy cam running to Orochimaru healing the wound on his heart.
"Such.. Great talent...." Orochimaru picked himself from the ground wiping blood from his mouth. Smiling while having a pedophilia expression on his face. (This moment isn't suppose to be serious)

"Anyways-" " Naruto Sensei you got to teach me that!" Sakura said while grabbing both of Naruto's hands in hers, eyes literally sparkling." "Alright, my youthful student lets run off into the sunset together." Both were holding hands each in each, body parallel to each other, eyes shining while they ran off to the imaginary sunset. Kakashi was literally crying right now. "Aren't I the Sensei here.... T-T" " Anyways, today we have a new teammate joining us....Clap." Kakashi added after everyone sat there staring at him indifferently. "Whoohoo!" The group of four immediately cheered. Whistling here and there. Kakashi sighed. "Okay, introduce yourself, Ryu." Naruto tensed at the name and turned around slowly. Face-------> O.o (imagine his face all manly and stuff.) A boy with jet, black hair, some framing his face, while some were sticking out a little bit. A pair of glasses with swirly signs on it. He wore a black T shirt accompanied by a pair of white shorts. (Yes, plain. Sorry for the bad description.) "I'm Ryu Ishihana, I like Training and my best friend. I dislike people who hurt my best friend. My hobby is to be around my best friend. My dream is to...be with my best friend forever." 'Is it just me or does he have a weird complex for his friend or something?' Everyone except Naruto thought while sweat dropping. "Wha- Ryu! You graduated!" The blonde said,smiling brightly while he tackled the raven head into a hug. "Yeah.. And I'm on the same team with you." Ryu smiled softly while he patted the blonde's head. They stayed like this before Menma felt irked and tugged at the blonde's hand and bringing him into his embrace. Ryu, after realizing this, tugged Naruto's hand and brought the blond into his embrace. The duo glared at each other, sparks sparked between the two and soon it became a full out tug of war. "Erm guys can you stop-" "His mine." "No,mine."
"Who would ever want a nerd like you?" "Who would want a guy with a big ego like you?" "Four eyes!" " Prick!" "Fire style:Shiro Hono o Makikomu*: Shield." A layer of white flame sprouted from thin air and circled around Naruto. The duo immediately released their grip. "Erm, so this my brother, Ryu, Menma this is my best friend Ryu Ishihana, his my best friend through these years."The blonde then smiled brightly, proud that he stopped the fight, pretending that he did not just try and use a move on both ravenettes. Then, a light bulb was lit. Menma pointed a criticizing finger at the other raven head, jaw dropped,"..then you..you like my brother!" Ryu smirked. "Wha- Of course he likes me! I like him too!" The blond huffed as he pouted. Ryu's smirk only grew larger. "His my best friend. Obviously I like him!" At this Ryu's smirk dropped. Menma's however grew. (What you think I'm just going to give him away like that? No way >:D)
"..His a nice guy that was my ONLY friend for your information. I'm lucky to have a friend like that." Naruto said, standing up for his friend.