Onr dayt Demon!Bagel dean was stfrolling around doing bagely things in teh bagel bunker when he herd a noise coming from his toaster. it soudned very gohst bagely.
"gosh dang it kevin freaking bagel why dose yore gohst stuff haf too be so loud." kevin bagle gohst appered in front of bagek dean rolling hjis metaforical bagel eys in anoyence.
"well I woodnt haf too if gareelbagel wouldn't haf burnet my eyes out" he complained
gadreel bagel sudenly showed up behid sam bagel who was sitting at that pool table thing.
"u r sew anoying kev kev let it go"
kevin and gadreel bagles began argewing and vagel cas leaned over to deen bagul and wispered "i just had a good time in the micrawave. mh butter is all nice n meltid. wink wink" he playfully pooked bagldeans hole.
deanbag giglrd like a smal girl and luked @ begil cas seductivly until a loud womans voice begn cheerin behind em.
"woo?!. u go my bagl sun!" mary begel holered to her sun deen baygel.
"mum." dean angril y yelled "u r embarrassing me go away."
"o i get it." may respondd "u want 2 share ur cream cheeze"
"stop it." sam said from the pool table thing.
"yes" sed gabril trickster bagle. Suddenly apearing in sams lap. "it is gross mrisses. wheatchester. i♥u very much but that is nut okay"
grabiel hugged sammoosebagel n began singin my heart will goo on softly 2 him
balthazar bgil walked in n he looked rly mad. he wagled a finger @ gabe. "do u want me 2 smite maself? because I will gabe I wll." he lookedat mary bagel "dose he?" "idk" mary answered
from the other side of the room, gadreel said "hedooooo" and bagel kevin slapped him, sayin "well I wouldn't no because i am dead." "I am too silly" bagel kevin slap him again.
all of a suden, charlie bagelbury showed up n started laughin atthe site before her eyes.
"you guys are all very sily" she shook herhead. "do u want to go do bagel things with me casteel since we are both bagels" "I sure would" cas replied cherily.
"okay" charlie sed "what bagel things will we do!" she asked "we can do rly cool things like turn the oven up high." castil answered
so they did that thinh and then they heard a bagel scream come from the oven.
"i am still in here u poop heads" adam bagel yelled from the oven "did u forget me AGEN,"
"no we did not" said sam, u r just luser" he finished. bagelifer, also in the oven yelled "well he is not wrong. u r just luser"
adam bagel began cryin so begelifer falt bad n gave him a hug. "I ♥ u even if u r luser" he patted his back.
and then a wild crowley scobagel apeard! twerking on the wall. his husband bobby bagel stood 2 feat away shaking his head "hallo boys" crowley said to the rhythm of his twerkun.
"what is wrong w/ him" balthizer asked.
"he is such a scobagel sometimes" bobby answered crowrey got up walked ofer to bobby n kossed him on the cheek "but a scobagel u luv" he smiled "yes" bobby sad
up in heaven baygull god smiled down at his bagle children. "I love yall" he said " but sometimes I regret suma you." he narrowed his eyes at gadreel who was frowning loudly at kevin bagel. "u were an accidint"
