balthazar bagel was kilin it as always an thinkin of ways tk rid the earth of my heart will go on when a pear of socks fell on his head.
"what teh heckie" he said grabbin the socks n when he looked at em he gasped luodly. tey were teh most butifull things he had ever seen.
they were white socks with mini twerkin crowley bagls on em. balthy squeale in delight. somehow they were moving.
he immediately took off his old crusty charlie bagelbury socks and put on the twerkenh crowly ones.
he stood up n went outside and walked teh black wit his twerking crowley moving sacks.
many people complimented balthy on his socs as he walked past them.
"I know"he sed to allof them "hey are swagier tan u lol u suck l8r h8r." and walked away in his fabolous socks. "tey are swagier thn me because those r pretty kewl sawcs."
he wore teh socks four 18 weeks straight without taking them off. the longer he wore tem, th fastr the clowrys got. won day he inveyetid charlie bagelbury over to break the news that he had taken her socks off.
"what th frickle frackle do u mean u took mh soks off," she punshed him "u r the rudist bagel I hav evr met."
"yeh but sharlie thy move" he showed her the socks
"hkw the heckie are they moving you anal pirate!" she starred at teh buetifuk sox. "I donot have any ideea" balthisar started crying.
as charlid rased her fist too punch agen. a voice staped her.
"staho" it sayed "it waz mw who made teh socks move. k am magic"
"u r not magic" said charlie. "u r lame"
"i jesus you lazy donut" balthazar gasped largely "o no u did-nt" he said "oh yes I di-id" replid jesus.
then bagel god showed up.
"jsesuis waht ru doin out of heven"
jsues was pamick "d-daddy the r bein bulkies" he kwickly lyed "u r liar" respondid god
jesis therw a tantrim "NOKOOOOOO DADDY U R A LKAR I H8 U WAY 2 MUCH FALL IN2 A PKT OF PUKE" he yealled
"get tf bak 2 heavon u turd" god said and kicked him kn teh tush tush. he flew bac 2 hevin.
"tank u sew much pep pep" said balthazar
god stared @ his son.
"ur lame" he said.
THE END
