Discordingly Conduct: An MLP Story

Discorderly Conduct: An MLP Story

                            It was a bright cheery day in Canterlot as per usual with all going well across the great land of Equestria, well except for one particular individual was having a bad day. "AHHHHHGG Im sick of all this" shouted Princess Celestia across the castle stressed out from all the flack some ponies have been giving her from saying shes a tyrant of a leader and even starting rumors that she molests foals. "Well Princess Celestia" said Twilight Sparkle the princess of friendship and her former faithful student, " You are one of the leaders of Equestria and some ponies have weird ideas and fe........." Celestia gently put a hove on Twilight's mouth. She breathed a sigh and calmed down a bit hoping to get her royal composure back. "Dear Twilight I think I need to take a little vacation for a few days to get things off my mind, im just so stressed out as of late and I need to go out for a little leisure time". Twilight smiled with pride and gratitude, "it will be done Princess Celestia". "Thank you so much Twilight, ill see ya in a couple days" and with that Princess Celestia was off flying at the speed of light out to Manehatten hoping to get a much needed vacation from her everyday duties in the castle, putting faith that Twilight can keep everything afloat in her short absence.




                       She landed in Manehatten almost as fast as she left Cantelot, "oh boy I cant wait for this vacation". She walked around for a little bit looking around as people bow to her in respect, "well at least there quiet about it, now its time to go out and find a place and relax a bit". Celestia walked around a park for a little bit and all of sudden she began to smell a scent she knew all too well, the scent of.........."CHAOS". She began to look around but there was no one to be scene, "show yourself, I can feel your presence".  Out of no where Discord the god of chaos slithered benieth her. "Charmed to see you here dear Celestia, aren't you glad to see me too" said Discord deviously. "Go to hell Discord i'm here for a vacation not your crazy shit". Discord teleported himself right in front of Celestia's face, "Well my dear Celestia I heard you were in need of a little fun in your life and well I thought to myself hey maybe I can be just the person to provide you a good time". "What in all ponies name are you saying Discord" said Celestia confused, "Just take a look for yourself and you'll see". Discord snapped his paw and appeared wearing a skin tight black leather kink suit mouth zippers and everything.  Celestia looked at him with utter shock and disbelief as to whats happening, "Dear god Discord what is this, most of all what the hell are you wearing", "well princess I journeyed on a little thing from the human world called the internet and found some amazing activities for us and just between you and me I think your looking a little thin, here let me help you with that".  Discord snapped his paw and out came a magical bike pump from thin air and  stuck the end of the bike pump in her mouth. Celestia tried to spit the end of the pump out of her mouth but she was powerless trying to fight Discords magic, even though she herself was powerful. "Don't worry princess, this is all just part of the fun I have in store for you", he began to pump at the speed of light and Celestia grew bigger and bigger and bigger, taking over half of Manehatten in an inflated mess. The citizens of Manehatten began to notice the growing threat and all began to run for there lives in hopes of avoiding the oncoming disaster. She moaned in agony begging for Discord to stop, "What was that dear princess, not big and kinky enough for ya, well maybe this outta open ya up". Celestia could feel an gurgling urge in her stomach, something was ready to explode out of her divine pony asshole. She began to chain fart which caused several earthquakes further scaring all the citizens of manehatten as it rumbled the entire city. With all her might she tried to resist as much as she could but even she knew it was inevitable. Unable to hold on anymore she submitted to her full inflated digestive track and showered all of west Manehatten in a 40 foot wall of liquefied pony diarrhea. The remaining ponies of Manehatten witnessed the 40 foot tsunami of anal excrement coming right at em and attempted to get out of the crossfire but it was no use, the anal shower swept up half of the population and its buildings, killing them all in the process.





                              Celestia began to cry in pain and agony of the atrocity she just caused. Discord sat back and watched the shitnami flow through the streets plastering the roads and sidewalks with pony corpses.  She couldn't speak, she could only stare at the evil Discord committed in utter silence. "Oh how just lovely this sight is, i'm having a great time arn't you", Discord could clearly see that she just wasn't having that kinda fun that he hoped which made his efforts feel in vane. Discord slapped on his actual thinking cap and came up with a brilliant idea, "hmm well seeing as this isn't the brand of fun for you maybe this outta appeal to you more, you could say it will be a little more mhhm pleasurable". Celestia still inflated looked down at the tiny Discord as he used his psychotic magic to transform himself into 4 666ft dismembered ogre/dragon hybrid dicks. Celestia finally cried out, "good starswirl the bearded make this stop", In a moments notice Discord rammed himself directly into every hole that Celestia possessed. "MMM DISCORD YOU STUPID FUCK GET OUT OF ME NOW" muffled inflated Celestia who was powerless agenst the dismembered dick god. "What was that Celestia, want a little more action", Discord started fucking her faster and faster til he bursted into flames inside her causing her to scream in pain. 15 minutes of the freeform fuckfest went by and Discord felt a strong urge to blow his load all over Equestria and beyond. "Ohh my Celstia I can feel the greatness of my efforts coming". With one final stretch he pulled all 4 of his dismembered dicks out of Celestia and quickly garded a Draconequus jihadist outfit and screamed "ALLAH AKBAR........in other words thats non existent english for FIRE IN THE HOLE". He blew his thick dis-harmonic load which fired like an intercontinental ballistic missle all the way to Canterlot where it completely destroyed the castle Twilight was keeping guard. 





                                 Twilight somehow survived the total destruction of the castle and dug her way out of the rubble cause after all she is a magical alicorn. She was confused by what happened, "hello" she cried out trying to see if there were any survivors. "Luna, Cadence, are you guys OK? "Oh my" she said to her self fully assessing the damage caused by the cum blast, "this makes the bombings in Mareishima and Fillysaki look like nothing". She had a good feeling that something wasn't right from far away, "Princess Celestia is in trouble and I only know one person whos crazy enough to make all this happen". Twilight couldn't waste anymore time thinking, she flew over to her castle in Ponyville to gather the rest of the mane 6 with there elements of harmony to go out and stop Discord once again. She busted open the door "guys guys we need to go, Princess Celestia's in trouble and we nee.." she was speechless and appalled to see they were all engaging in a nasty lesbian baby RP orgy. "Oh ah hey there Sugar Cube, uhhh this don't look like what it looks like" said Applejack clearly embarrassed as were the other 4. "YEP CATS OUT OF THE BAG IM OUTTA HERE" said Rainbow Dash as she flew out the window. Twilight's face was bright red  "Ehh on second thought I think I can do this alone", losing faith in pony kind once more she flew the hell out of there not before the super duper party pony Pinkie Pie stopped her in her tracks. "Hey wait for me, you cant forget the pony who's gonna throw you a super duper fun rescue the princess party later on" said Pinkie still in a diaper full of shit and piss stains. "Ahh OK fine you can come with me, just get rid of that diaper will ya and ehh never do that kinda thing in my castle again" said Twilight still hesitant after witnessing her friends participating in a something so vile and disgusting........without her. "YAH LETS GO" said Pinkie Pie as she threw off her diaper and they were both off for Manehatten to see what the extent of the situation was.






                                      They both got to Manehatten where the entire western half was in ruins from the pony shit tsunami. Twilight and Pinkie looked up and saw mostly dead pony's but the 40 ft inflated Celestia and the dismembered dick Discord made it all look like nothing. "Ahh so glad to see that you arrived to join in on the fun, i'm truly charmed", "Discord!!" said Twilight in her battle stance, "You will never get away with this, you will go down again for your crimes". "Oh is that so my dear Twilight, well then lets see who can really get chaotic around here". From what seemed like something out of a movie all the dead ponies began to come back to life but not as ponies but as 500 pound humans with greasy ponytails and neck beards. "Feast your eyes on my newest creation, the dark net brony army" said Discord as he appeared in a General Adnan cosplay outfit. "SEIZE THEM MY MINIONS",  the overweight poopsocks began to swiftly slump over at the two ponies as they struggled to fight them all off. Twilight felt desperate to get out of this situation and save Princess Celestia at the same time. "Pinkie Pie, theirs way too many of em, lets get out of here and regroup",  at that moment a literal light bulb went off over Pinkies head, "ooh ooh I got an idea Twilight" said Pinkie Pie, "well what is it cause were all bout to fry from this nasty hoofpit stench" said Twilight. The bronies began to close in on the two heroines, "Ya know Twilight, i've been thinking, maybe these ponies just need to ya know..........SMILE, A, BIT". Like a pony on an intense sugar rush Pinkie bursted into a ball of raw energy as well as into an overly upbeat song about smiling and being happy. She went through all of the brony zombies kicking there guts straight out of there mouths and decapitating there heads straight off there necks. Discord attempted to flee but Pinkie was far too powerful for even him to fight off. Pinkie shot right up in front of Discord, "hey there Discord" said Pinkie in a demonic happy voice, "ya know what your missing in your life" said Pinkie as she grabbed right on to him. "wha what is that???" said Discord dwiddling his thumbs not knowing what was coming next, "Well maybe its the right time to learn some good manners, maybe add a little sunshine on your day, and oh yeah don't forget, to SMILE". She grabbed his neck and ripped it open with her bare hooves and shoved 7 horse dildos laced with dynamite down his bloody head stump. Discords head was still active but in the explosion range, "well Ill be, was changing me back to stone not good enough, did ya really have to chop my head off and shove dildos down my own ne.." Pinkie got to a safe area with Twilight and watched the magical spectacle as Discords body blew into a million pieces of blood and body matter all across Manehatten, assuring that he would never be back. 







                                        Since Discords magic was no longer an influence to Celestia she began to quickly return to her normal state but was weak from the onslaught of ass fucking. "Princess Celestia are you all right" said Twilight as she raced to Celestia's aid at her darkest hour, "I..Il..Ill be fine Twilight, maybe it wasn't a good idea to go out of the castle like that, instead of a relaxing vacation I basically gave Discord the chance to make it unhabitable, not to mention smell like shit". "Hey its not that bad, we can rebuild its not like it could get any worse then all of this" said Twilight hoping for a good future after all of this chaos. In her typical fashion Pinkie popped up out of no where, "It ain't like some other random impossible and most likely non cannon event is gonna happen to us, relaax were all gonna be just fine". They all laugh and began to make the trek home but not before long Pinkies Pinkie Sense began to go off. "Hey Pinkie is your Pinkie Sense going off again" said Twilight confused on a new body gibber that shes never seen. "Oh no, thats no good", "whats no good" said Twilight and from up in the sky they saw the sorta special but well intended Derpy Hooves flying at high speeds with a shipment of jet fuel that was meant for Los Pegasus. "Oh that's just Derpy, shes just doing her jo..." She clearly looked like she was going in the wrong direction and she flew right into the Equestira Trade Center towers, causing them to explode and fall in a fireball of calamity. The three ponies were absolutely dumbfounded with there jaws dropped in what they just witnessed.  "Yeah lets get out of here now before we have even more to clean" said Celestia and they all got out of Manehatten as quickly as possible before any other out of this world atrocity could occur.


The End